Fud Thud

Scottish version of “Clam Slam”. The female version of tea bagging.

I tell ye Sandra, I was sick of his whining about no huvin his tea on the table when he gets in fae work so last night I gave him an an almighty fud thud right in the beak for aw his cheek.

by Bergerac de dirty May 14, 2023

5-card thud

When you are dealt a great hand in poker, and you feel your heart thud as a consequence, whereby you must keep calm to give a good poker face and play effectively thereafter.

Guy's thoughts: "Don't look suspicious. I hope nobody could tell that I just had a 5-card thud there."

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Thud or Thudded

The act of scoring a powerful knockout blow in either a sanctioned or street fight. Punctuated by the sound of the puncher and the lifeless fall of the punched.

Thud or Thudded

Yo man, he just thudded his ass. He's out.

One punch. two thuds.

If he brings them hands I'ma thud his ass.

by wDawks April 09, 2018

Thud Puddle

A massively large ejaculation, usually caused by being backed up for a spell.

I haven’t jacked off in a week so I can give her the ol’ thud puddle tonight

by Juice jamboree May 27, 2023

thud plunge

the act of trying to bang your S.O. without a fully blown erection (aka the tweener stage).

she wanted it hard and deep but all he could muster was a thud plunge.

by timmyhidthebodies June 06, 2017

National hug thud day

national hug thud day is every fucking day retard

joe: Hey are you gonna hug thud today?

not me : Who is thud?

me: Fuck you ,its National hug thud day now you deserve death!

by big_ticc November 12, 2019

dud thud

The feeling when you break up with someone in a romantic relationship.

I had a dud thud when my boyfriend jilted me.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019