Lunch Threesome

A lunch date with three people

“Let’s invite Sarah to lunch with us, it’ll be a lunch threesome.”

by soapsoapsoap February 3, 2020

Heavens Threesome

The alternative to a Devils Threesome. Instead of two guys and one girl, there are three guys (which is universally regarded as heaven).

Jackson: I'm going to have a threesome with Joe and Jason.
Margaret: I'm so jealous! You're going to heaven in a Heavens Threesome!

* Chorus of Angels begin singing from the sky *

by Jessica Candy July 26, 2023

A Nugget Threesome

A threesome involving a car, a camera and a man.

Where are you going?
I'm off to get the Kodak and my Ka for a Nugget Threesome.

by Nutley April 21, 2009

Bringing a Knife to a Threesome

Pop culture euphemism for;
1. Person(s) who kills a good mood, fun killer, party pooper
2. Bringing a highly inappropriate item ill suited for the situation.

Origin:
Based on this ridiculous account;
"In Fargo, N.D., a man, 33, reportedly stabbed another man, 37, during a threesome. The stabbing allegedly occurred when one of the men reportedly refused to switch positions during the sexual romp."

The expression bounces off the old adage Bringing a knife to a gunfight.

"Ah shit, don't invite that guy! He'd bring a knife to a threesome".

"His friend was known for bringing a knife to a threesome, so he wrote a list items they would need; better safe than sorry".

"Who brings a knife to a threesome!? Seriously!"

by Stellababe June 8, 2013

threemake

a movie that has been made 3 different times

threemake king kong 1933,king kong 1976, king kong 2005.

by tetralordportland May 26, 2011

Threesome

A group of three (mmm, fff,ffm,mmf)
Having sex altogether better preformed with one man two women

Mia and brent had been dating for a few months and wanted to spice it up a bit. One night after giving up on ideas on how to spice it up the doorbell rang. Both went to the door and saw before them a tall brunette. Mia was blonde with medium sized boobs but the women at the door had huge tits. She was holding pamphlets with a dentist office on it. " hello my name is blair and im a hygenist at the denist on 4th street" after standing their awkwardly mia invited her in. Mia and brent looked at eachother and knew what to do. A THREESOME! Blair looked at them and knew what they were going to say before they could say anything she un tied her coat to reveal a sexy red dress so tighter her brests were fully exposed. He escorted the ladies to the spare room where their was a large bed. He pinned both girls down and didnt know who to start with so he removed both girls thongs with his teeth. Before he could even stand up mia and blair were making out and fisting eachother. Brent felt left out so he pushed them off eachother and placed his now hard rod into blairs ass while the girls made out. They switched positions and mia was blowing him he had his fist in blair and was nibbling and sucking her huge jugs. After many hours of this they made a 69 train where everyone was equals and got pleasure

What a threesome

by No_lg_here December 8, 2014

threesome ultimatum

A passive/aggressive means whereby a man can extricate himself from an intimate relationship with a woman without being the "bad guy". Essentially, the man insists that he and his girlfriend (GF) engage in a menage a trois with the GF's cute friend. Invariably, the GF will become outraged and tell the man to take a hike. Occasionally, however, the GF will assent, and the man will get to enjoy a hot threesome; in which case, he'd be a total moron to dump his GF.

No matter what happens, this method has a positive outcome.

I wanted to dump Gina in the worst way, but she was such a good cook and so nice that the only way I could bear to do it was by springing the threesome ultimatum.

by succulentboi August 17, 2004