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Thong Bonus

When a waitress receives a greater tip because her thong is showing out the top of her pants.

In related circumstances, it can actually work in reverse and punish those who shouldn't be in a thong.
Al: “I just gave the waitress a $7 tip off a $10 bill, even though it took forever.”

Ricky: “Why?”

Al: “Because I could see she was wearing a pink G-string and I saw it heading down the crack of her tight ass when she bent over…had to give her the thong bonus.”

Ricky: “Totally.”
by Louisiana Gold March 9, 2009
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thor odinson

a character apart of the marvel cinematic universe and the strongest, most powerful and hottest avenger. he's caring, funny and the superior marvel character that ended all your favs and is going to get a fourth solo movie. your favs could never! stan thor odinson for clear skin!
thor odinson is the most iconic avenger and no one is doing it like him, period!
by thorswrth September 2, 2019
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Thoraboo

Thoraboos hold a romanticized view of Viking Age cultures, idealizing violence, rugged manliness, Viking-esque leather clothing, and neo-Pagan religions while ignoring the realities of Viking Age Norse culture and that of modern Scandinavians.
Hey did you see that guys runic tattoos? they're filled with inaccuracies.
Yeah probably some Thoraboo.
by KaffiKall July 13, 2020
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Rally Thong

Aubrey Huff's (San Francisco Giants baseball player) lucky red thong (for men).

Originally a gag gift from his wife, he wore it during the final months of the season, leading up to a World Series victory.

Really, it is a play on rally hats and the rally monkey.
OMG, the Giants are losing! We need put on our Rally Thongs right now!
by sanjuro_kurosawa November 9, 2010
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Kung thong

An Australian term for taking off one of your thongs or double pluggas and slapping the dickhead who pissed you off across the face with it
" Touch my drink again cock and Ill kung thong your face!"
by lockie0069 September 6, 2011
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open thong

A tiny, crotchless thong which frames pussy in a window between thin bands of lacy material. Some types have a fine thread of pearls running from the top of the 'window' between the girl's pussylips. This thread connects to the waist band at the base of the spine. Another type has a feather attached to stimulate the clitoris. Open thongs are often decorated with semi-precious jewels, pearls, diamante, lace or sequins.
Her idea of heaven was to be knickerless, to strut her stuff wearing just an open thong under her tight red miniskirt. It was a sure-fire way of getting cocks and sperm.
by O'Flagherty January 6, 2008
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I blame thor

A common phrase used when trying to find a scapegoat for an unfortunate event.
Fusion ; Who did a poopie on the carpet?!

TheDon ; I BLAME THOR!
by A_Spec October 16, 2006
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