Thirstatious

the feeling of being thirsty towards another human or thing. To be anxious to see do or hear something that makes your adrenaline pump

Justin beiber was Thirstatious to get back with Selena Gomez but he got rejected

by Iheartsportz March 6, 2015

Balls Thirty

2-5am, the most painful time of night to be awake. Usually external obligations forcing you out of bed.

In the military, usually refers to standing watch.

Dude 1: I'm going to bed early, I got watch at balls thirty in the morning.

Dude 2: Damn that sucks!

by The Beast Master Fresh June 16, 2009

thirst-trapper

An expert in thirstology.
A certified thirstigater.
A person who provokes, instigates, or initiates thirst from the opposite sex but, at the precise point when it seems you must/will have your fill, blocks the quenching of said thirst by a diversion.

That damn H is such a thirst-trapper. She had this dress on, her body was looking nice and she came to my house.. I was just about to bust it wide open and then, somehow, the next thing I knew she was gone..

by ShimmannyCricketsSheDidItAgain December 19, 2012

Third of December

you have to ask your crush for their sweater. just do it. conan gray said so.

“i still remember..
third of december.
me in your sweater.”

by anonymous November 24, 2020

born on third base

term coined by the great Barry Switzer to describe someone who was born with a silver spoon in their mouth but has an arrogance and thinks their standing in life is because of their own doing.

The Cooker: "i hate hanging out at the Kirk Hotel with all of these arrogant, rich punks that think they are an international man of leisure."
Pete Dick (calling Oak the goon): "look dude, just focus on jacking for beats and I will take care of these fucks that were born on third base."

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

third wheel

Someone out of a trio whom is seemingly the least relevant.

Me and my two friends were hanging out at the mall and I was the third wheel half the time.

by bitstripslang September 21, 2016

Third World Water

When you go over a friends house who may be less fortunate than you, and the water bottle brand he gives you is unheard of.

Person: Hey I'm thirsty. Can I have a bottle of water?
Friend: Sure! Here's some indigo dolphin spring water!
Person: I'm not drinking your third world water. Buy Poland Spring.

by Walter the whale March 3, 2015