Tweetster

A person that tweets his or her photos videos along with text links on tweetster dot me.

"Hey tweetster me the photos or video" "Tweetster me it" Referring to a image or video. "at 'your network'.." on tweetster.me

by tweetster February 15, 2010

Teetsie

Teetsie is a word used to either describe a something or a someone and means something or someone small, cute, and sometimes fuzzy!!

That little golden retriever puppy is so teetsie.

by .spark. September 6, 2011

Tweetsex

When people openly have cyber sex on twitter, not in the DM's (Direct Messages)

@DouchebagGuy: oh @HotChick I wanna feel your monkey sauce all over me
@HotChick: oh yes @DouchebagGuy you feel so good inside of me *moans*

This is a man and women engaging in Tweetsex

by AD88 December 17, 2012

tweetsitter

Tweetsitter: (n) One who has access to and watches another's twitter feed and deletes any inappropriate tweets as they appear.

The "inadvertent" retweet from Trump with a picture of a train running over a CNN reporter must have been deleted by his White House tweetsitter.

by NPRAddict August 15, 2017

Counting Tweets

A term used when one is tired yet cannot sleep so they mindlessly fill their Twitter page with nonsensical Tweets in order to rack up to a predetermined number or an even number if you are OCD or superstitious. Ultimately it is the equivalent of being bored enough to watching paint dry or watching grass grow.

Greg: What'd you do last night?

Mel: Shit really. Sat online mostly Counting Tweets all night.

Greg: Damn. There really wasn't anything poppin' in downtown?

Mel: Nope. Couldn't sleep either so it sucked hardcore.

by sweet_melissa79 March 16, 2013

hiney tweets

What older generations think is high-pitched flatulence, but is in actuality, meaningless tweets that are the equivalent of flatulence.

It became apparent that his hiney tweets had laid the groundwork for his ultimate conviction once he leaves office.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 12, 2018

thees

When a person's thighs blend into their knees without any tapering.

Not only does she have cankles, but thees too!

by Lesley D September 10, 2005