A small, messed up school, where people sodomize eachother on the bus with pencils and cell phones. They put the phones on vibrate, and then call them.
by lil' Mikey April 30, 2008
 Get the Wilsonmug.
Get the Wilsonmug. Original term came from the motion picture, Castaway, in which a man gets stranded on a desert island.  *Spoilers* His only 'friend' on the island is a volleyball he has named Wilson (after the brand).  After being stuck for several years he finally escapes the island, but loses Wilson in the middle of the ocean.
In the MMO gaming community, the term is used to describe someone that runs at the first sign of trouble. It can be used to describe the person or used to describe the action of running away.
In the MMO gaming community, the term is used to describe someone that runs at the first sign of trouble. It can be used to describe the person or used to describe the action of running away.
as a verb:
GroupLeader 'We got a full group of enemies incoming from the south'
<Bard stops following leader and runs the opposite direction>
GroupLeader 'WTF! Our bard just wilsoned on us!'
as a noun:
RandomGuy 'I heard you ran as soon as that other group came up on yall'
Bard 'Yeah, I've seen them before. They're good, we couldn't take em anyways.'
RandomGuy 'wilson...'
GroupLeader 'We got a full group of enemies incoming from the south'
<Bard stops following leader and runs the opposite direction>
GroupLeader 'WTF! Our bard just wilsoned on us!'
as a noun:
RandomGuy 'I heard you ran as soon as that other group came up on yall'
Bard 'Yeah, I've seen them before. They're good, we couldn't take em anyways.'
RandomGuy 'wilson...'
by Mammyjammer March 11, 2007
 Get the wilsonmug.
Get the wilsonmug. It is when a woman is on her period and is feeling kind of horny and her husband lies next to her asleep.  The woman masturbates getting blood all over her hand and then slaps her husband across the face leaving a bloody handprint.
by Buck Thunderclap March 21, 2008
 Get the The Wilsonmug.
Get the The Wilsonmug. by wowhesfat June 1, 2006
 Get the A wilsonmug.
Get the A wilsonmug. by shitheal January 9, 2008
 Get the wilsonmug.
Get the wilsonmug. Among us friends, Wilson was the shortest.
"Damn bro, how tall are you?"
"I'm about one and a quarter Wilsons."
"Damn bro, how tall are you?"
"I'm about one and a quarter Wilsons."
by AllTheUsernamesWereAllGone February 6, 2019
 Get the Wilsonmug.
Get the Wilsonmug. 11/10
wilson is a guy who is very social and is friends with everyone. He is also very flirtatious around girls that he is really into. he is hella cute. like absolutely gorgeous. all the girls love him but he only has one girl on his mind. he is the nicest guy you’ll meet and is also a great friend. he is very active which makes him an even better person. just be careful though. someone that cute might make you pass out.
wilson is a guy who is very social and is friends with everyone. He is also very flirtatious around girls that he is really into. he is hella cute. like absolutely gorgeous. all the girls love him but he only has one girl on his mind. he is the nicest guy you’ll meet and is also a great friend. he is very active which makes him an even better person. just be careful though. someone that cute might make you pass out.
by lilsnickers17 April 10, 2019
 Get the wilsonmug.
Get the wilsonmug.