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White Noise

2020 Presidential Debate, the three old white men arguing with each other.
Meaningless sounds in the background that you unintentionally ignore or intentionally pretend to not exist.
"Sorry for the white noise. I didn't notice I left the TV on."
"No that's fine. It helped me fall asleep."
by Archomp October 10, 2020
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white noise

A buzzing sound, like static. When you turn on the telly and it's not connected... That's the white noise.
Ben: OH NO! THE tv ISN'T CONNECTED!!!!
TV: *white noise*
by totes_not-greatAt-all November 18, 2020
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White Noise

A band or musical artist whom is predominantly listened to by white people.
"Hey man, do you listen to vampire weekend?"
"Nah, fuck that white noise"
by VegetableMadeBones June 14, 2018
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White Noise

Watching “Friends” in the background, a source of white noise that is literally “white” noise.
Watching “Friends” on Netflix is the epitome of White Noise.
by Weirdgrrl December 7, 2019
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White Noise

When self-important white people won’t stop talking, so they just fade into the background and you don’t notice it.
This guy over there at the bar needs to take a breath. He hasn’t stopped talking.”
“Oh, really? I didn’t notice. Just white noise.”
by Iknostuff February 8, 2020
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White noise

The only YouTube video you can watch repeatedly for 10 hours without getting bored.
What are your interests and hobbies?
Uhh, I listen to white noise.
by PseudonymsAreGay May 5, 2024
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White noise

Bro 1: Yo you mind if I play some white noise?
Bro 2: yeah bro go ahead
Speaker:*arms are heavy knees weak arms are heavy*
by CrowOnDelsym September 8, 2023
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