stars in the water 

To see opportunity from a difficult situation.

Don't do anything now, wait to see your stars in the water.

stars in the water by Richitch May 17, 2016

Sharks in the water

Originally an United States Naval phrase used by the enlisted personnel to alert other subordinate sailors that an officer is on deck. Could also be used to make others aware of the presence of an authority figure i.e cops, a principle, or even your mom.

Younger Brother: *Forgets to do the dishes*

Older Brother: *Hears mom’s car pull in the driveway* “Bro clean this mess up!!! SHARKS IN THE WATER!!!

Sharks in the water by foxda5th September 9, 2022

Smoke On The Water 

Beginner Guitarist's National Anthem

I can play Smoke On The Water with one finger

Smoke On The Water by UltimateDoge March 14, 2023

Smoke on the Water 

the only song someone who claims to know how to play guitar but never does will ever play for you

Gary took one guitar lesson and thinks he's a prodigy because he knows how to play the opening to Smoke on the Water

Smoke on the Water by 420VapeMaster69. July 26, 2023

Splash in the water park

Fuck the shit out of someone

Wow you really like her...i bet u wanna splash in the water park

Splash in the water park by JayMoney33 March 13, 2026

Bong Water in the Sink 

Similar to Beer under the bridge:

When one or more stoned individuals either physically or verbally spars, and the next day they agree to forget about it since they were so high.

Nikki: "I bet Joe was mad about me yelling and hanging up on him last night when I was baked out of my mind."

Kristin: "He was toasted too. He said forget about it - it's bong water in the sink."

Bong Water in the Sink by fatt d4 July 16, 2010

Spit-Shine the Old Water Pump 

Male Masturbation

The act of stroking one's own penis.

My girlfriend is on the rag so I had to go spit-shine the old water pump.

Spit-Shine the Old Water Pump by Penny Man August 4, 2008