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the cake was a lie

A reference from the game Portal, all through the game you are told their's cake at the end. Once you get there -SPOILERS- there is no cake :( so it was a lie. This became a saying amongst gamers when something doesn't go as planed.
You try to capture a flag but there's a enemy camping there you didn't see before and he kills you.

You scream the cake was a lie!!!
by Bigguy247 March 26, 2016
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Who was the fucker?

A way that some people have of asking whos the father.
Kathy: I'm pregnant.
John: Great! Who was the fucker?
by Deep blue 2012 July 9, 2010
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The Honey was Black

A phrase that is used to describe a situation in which although the outcome may look promising, it is only structured that way by the people who actually profit from it. The actual idea behind the phrase is that the "Honey" is actually Blackstrap Molasses, which is known to be extremely bitter, mirroring the disappointment one feels when understanding that they've been tricked.

In present tense, use "The honey is black" instead.

Predatory systems or Loans are a beautiful example of this idea. Initially, it seems as though the benefits are worth harboring, but overtime, you come to understand that it either wasn't worth it, or it didn't really give you what you wanted. Especially applicable if such an instance of this has either already happened or it is too late to go back on your decision.
"Tiffany told me that she would try harder to be a better person, and I believed her even though everybody told me not to. You all knew the honey was black, but I went after it anyway. I have nobody to blame but myself."
by Daybreak120 January 26, 2022
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The guy was just a whackjob

I’m talking about Stuart Harling. I’m not condoning what he did, just so you know
by Death Menace April 17, 2022
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That was the dream that I had.

Used to reduce the shock at the end of a story which involves a instance for which there is no proper reaction. Such as revealing an embarassing secret, or telling something to the listener that they weren't supposed to know.
Person 1: "When I was a kid, I had a uncle who touched me inappropriately."
Person 2: ".......What?"
Person 1: "W-Well, that was the dream that I had."

Boyfriend: "So I was hanging with my boys at the bar last night and-"
Girlfriend: "Bar? My mother's funeral was yesterday, and you said you couldn't get off work."
Boyfriend: "...........I mean, that was just the dream that I had."
by barefeets November 4, 2010
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Hitler was the imposter

Hitler had Jewish people in his family tree, and he mainly targeted Jews, so Hitler was clearly the imposter.
Person A: It was so obvious that Hitler was the imposter
Person B: Why didn't they vote him out
Person A: Because they were teaming
by fuckleknuckler January 27, 2022
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I thought the wordle was in here

A phrase used to express and share confusion in stressful situations
Guy 1: DUDE don't let the fire go out
Guy 2: I thought the wordle was in here
Guy 1: wtf?!?
by XingXaSa August 21, 2023
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