The Valley

Abandoned prison restroom with long trough-style urinal off a low-traffic area, as described in John Cheever's 1977 novel FALCONER. To quote the author, this is where the inmates went after dinner "to fuck themselves." Themselves but not each other -- there were unwritten rules. Looking at other penises was okay, but not into another man's eyes. Touching another man was not allowed, except for the shoulder. A grim place, not gay by any definition, and certainly not the fantasy one-for-all tearoom scenes depicted in gay porn videos.

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Since The Valley in Cheever's award-winning novel Falconer was located on an upper floor, the origin of its name was obscure. Perhaps the name was coined to reference the trench- or trough-shaped nature of the elderly urinal itself.

-- "Where's Harry?"

-- "He went to The Valley after dinner."

-- 'When do you think he'll be back in our wing?"

-- "As late as possible, if I know Harry."

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by al-in-chgo February 25, 2010

The Valley

They call themselves THE valley, but there are many valleys in the world not just the porn capital of the world San Fernando Valley.

Me: Why can't Skagit Valley in Washington State be called THE valley?

Porn star from San Fernando Valley: Cause you don't gots da pr0ns der.

Me: That's true =(

by Native Washingtonian April 27, 2008

The Valley

"Valley of the Sun"

Also simply, "The Valley."

Phoenix, Arizona

Nickname for Phoenix, Arizona and its surroundings: Scottsdale, Mesa, Glendale, Tempe, Chandler, Gilbert, Peoria, etc.

Homie: "Yo, let's head down to the Valley and check out the Cards."

Homie 2: "Hell yeah, let's roll!"

by Chizhi Worm April 26, 2009

valley

describes a girl/woman that is abnormally large and wide (like a valley)

1) ho, that chick is so valley!

by hiloboi808 June 5, 2008

Valley

A response similar to dope or radical. To show excitement in response to what someone just told you.

Clay: Just scooped up a sweet deal on a new computer monitor on prime day.

Blake: Bro, that's valley as fuck.

by Balahkay October 15, 2020

Mill Valley

A city in Marin County, California, that was the basis for the South Park episode "Smug Alert!" The people of Mill Valley are generally smug, entitled hermits who live in tiny 837 sq ft shacks that they paid $1.2 million for.

Mill Valley is known as the home of the down low Shermitard as well, the best friend of the JaysBoyToy.

"Dude, I used to live on Amicita in Mill Valley and I can't believe that my dad made us live like third world paupers just so he could drive a Range Rover with a Grateful Dead sticker."

by Jays Boy Toy September 19, 2012

Valley Cruise

To drive through the Cuyahoga Valley National Park late at night. Most people smoke marijuana, during the drive.

Valley Cruise, Smoke Ride,

by Caitiegirly February 4, 2009