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The Trump way 

When you whine for 10 weeks after you (lost) something .
Me : omg did you hear...after Jack lost the basketball game he hasn't been seen at all . He is doing the Trump way.

The Trump Shooting 

the day trumps ear got absolutely jfkd the fuck up
the trump shooting was when some guy gave up his life to shoot at trump and had a fuckin skill issue
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much

trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy

The Trump Touch

The Trump Touch: the pretty-much-polar-opposite of the Midas touch, in which everything one touches, turns to shit 💩 💩 💩
Not just locally, but for everyone, in all directions, like explosive diarrhea. 💩
Rory: Kenneth lay used the Trump Touch on Enron, before the Trump Touch was even a thing.
Mike: That's fucked up, man. Who hires these fools, anyway? Oh, rlght, no one.

'Elon Musk laid some serious Trump Touch on Twitter, that with a twist of Marijuana Logic.' "Yeah that company's f***** no matter what 'fancy' new name he tries to give it."

can't stump the trump

Trump "berning" lots of cruz, hillary, and bernie fans in an MLG fashion.
You can't stump the trump!

The Word of the Trump 

The period of time near the end of 2016, where almost all word of the days were Trump related.
Austin: Trump Stump? Dammit.
Narrator: That's when Austin realized that The Word of the Day was now...

The Word of the Trump.

can't stump the trump

When someone attempts to take down Donald Trump by attacking him.
Only later do the attempted stumpers realize that TRUMP can not be stumped.
A. Did you see what happened when Hillary tried to stump Trump by calling him a sexist?

B. The bitch got stumped, doesn't she realize you CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP?
can't stump the trump by CreedOKC September 13, 2016