Todd the Turnip

an absolute mad chad lad sad fad dad brad

"yo did you see Todd the Turnip?"
"yes. i have been enlightened"

by ArtieBrick May 17, 2021

the second worst thing happening for you today

this is the second worst thing happening for you today, I don't what is the first worst thing but I bet its bad.

So listen up boy, pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing happening for you today!
-Spy, TF2

by The Synthetic of the Synthetic February 16, 2022

When Today Is Friday But John Didn't Go To The Movies:

A meme on Reddit that people started making darker versions of like, John didn't go to the movies because he was killed by minions.

Wanna go to the movies on Friday John?
When today is Friday but John didn't go to the movies:

by BootyJuice21 September 22, 2023

Today is the Day

Awesome Noise Metal band from Nashville. Have played with well known bands like Mastadon and Lamb of God

Today is the day rocks!

by GaaraoftheDamned September 23, 2012

todd the snot thott

The act of an ignorant young man that is pussy wiped about his baby mother. This man Is defined as a country cracker that say's the dumbest things.

"you are a trap bunny rj "
No todd the snot thott you are just pussy wiped lil thotty

by Kayleabuhh December 13, 2017

Todd the Ornament

You say your are going to do something, talk about it to everyone but then you don't.

Yea, why does that guy always todd the ornament?

by hermithouseporkchop January 27, 2011

The Flying Car of the Future, Today

One of Phineas and Ferb's inventions. Legend has it that it's still pulling to the right to this very day.

Phineas: "The Flying Car of the Future, Today, is still pulling a bit to the right."

by sks316#2523 November 5, 2019