toad

When someone calls a guy a toad it is not a good thing. It is the equal of calling a girl a dog

That guy is a toad and I would never go out with him.

by Jan February 11, 2005

toad

a fat slug that hunches over while playing on the computer

Kenny is a fat toad.

by GT "shadow" March 30, 2008

toad

word for a girl with no shape to her body

guy 1"man dat girls got no shape to her body"
guy 2 "wot like a toad"

by d watson August 2, 2008

toad

A derrogatory term referring to French-speaking Canadians (Quebecoise) that attempts to be a lesser version of the term "frog," which refers to French people.

These pretentious toads are only confusing us tourists with their damn French road signs.

by Anonymous December 4, 2002

TOAD

Tits. Out. All. Day.

Hey Tonya’s brother hangs out with that old TOAD lady, she needs to put that shit away.

-Erica K

by EricaK April 20, 2022

Toading

Code word for girls when they are on their period

Lauren: Omg Cayla, I'm toading right now and i have such bad cramps.

Cayla: Aww bbg it’s okay i’ll get you chocolate.

by Hottie Tamale July 15, 2019

Toad.

Toad is a fun loving, compassionate and caring weapon of mass destruction.
Toad is everyone's best friend. Always ready to listen, share and love.
But treat with caution, Toads are also known to unleash chaos with little or no warning.
Toads can fuck shit up beyond recognition. You have heard the expression "as mad as a box of frogs"... well a box of Toads would lead to Armageddon. Don't put Toads in a box. Love and play with them.

Beware. Toad. is on the loose
Do not feed the Toad.
Ah Toad. you give the best hugs

by aztec_ranger June 23, 2020