temu slut

Temu slut (noun): A dangerously enthusiastic online shopper who treats Temu like a personality trait—known for proudly flexing $200 worth of random “necessities” (like a cat-shaped garlic peeler or a glow-in-the-dark toilet brush) that cost less than a sandwich. Often spotted refreshing delivery updates every five minutes, defending their purchases with “it was only $1,” and secretly planning their next haul before the current one even arrives.

“Jessica swore she was just buying one phone case, but three hours later she’d ordered 47 items and joined three coupon groups—classic Temu slut behavior.”

by gyattus flatus October 4, 2025

Temu dad

Not the real dad. Inferior dad. Usually referring to a step dad or deadbeat dad. A dad that's not high quality

The temu dad thinks he can take the real dad's place. But the kids love their real father

by anonymous November 23, 2025

Temu farms

A skibidi farms ripoff that only last for month before shutdown

Temu farms is bad person 1 Temu farms is good person 2

by Harnte456e December 1, 2025

Temu

Temu is the kind of website where u fuck kids to get more monye

Temu

by anonymous December 8, 2025

Temu Tetris

When your girlfriend is having so much crap delivered to your place, that it's getting harder and harder to find spots for it all

"Man, my girl getting so many packages delivered. Every day! I can't find spots for all of it; like I'm playing tetris with Temu items; Temu Tetris.

by anonymous December 25, 2025

R2-Temu

When a person is on a call or voice chat and their voice gets robotic due to poor signal

Darren must be in a bad cell area again, he's gone all R2-Temu.

by The_MrCart00n January 8, 2026

like temu

A pejorative way to call a product subpar comparing to Temu's quality.

Man this shit is like Temu quality, did you really buy this from Temu?

by SeongGiSangWoo22 February 2, 2025