Using cheaper and more abundant illegal immigrant toddlers, in place of gerbils, to gerbil slam. Very popular with Hazleton's gay community.
THE FIRST HAZLETON SWITCHEROO
HAZLETON, PA CIRCA 1993
Jack Palance: Oh sweet Jesus that gerbil, sure is feisty. What breed is it?
Silly Sammy: It's a Dominican short hair. The Bishop is getting them shipped to Hazleton, PA by the hundreds.
Jack Palance: Damn, I cummed already. Pull that fucker out before he suffocates. He's a keeper.
Silly Sammy: I was thinking of going into the local television news business, want to produce it?
Jack Palance: Uhhh... got to go. I'm shooting City Slickers 2. B-bye!
HAZLETON, PA CIRCA 1993
Jack Palance: Oh sweet Jesus that gerbil, sure is feisty. What breed is it?
Silly Sammy: It's a Dominican short hair. The Bishop is getting them shipped to Hazleton, PA by the hundreds.
Jack Palance: Damn, I cummed already. Pull that fucker out before he suffocates. He's a keeper.
Silly Sammy: I was thinking of going into the local television news business, want to produce it?
Jack Palance: Uhhh... got to go. I'm shooting City Slickers 2. B-bye!
by Hazletard-in-Chief October 31, 2011
Get the Hazleton Switcheroomug. When you're slammin it in a girl and then whip your dick out, stick it in her ass as fast as humanly possible, and keep going at the same speed as if nothing changed..
Yeah I was bangin Sarah so hard last night. I gave her the old switcheroo, and now she doesn't talk to me anymore.
by Poopy the Shoemister January 3, 2016
Get the the old switcheroomug. When a small penised man is about to get lucky with a chick in the dark, he pulls out the 11 inch dildo and acts like its his penis inserting it into the vagina. complements of Rusty Royal.
by Hobulator69 January 15, 2006
Get the Royal Switcheroomug. A bad switcheroo is also known as a Bruce Jenner. It occurs when a male gets a sex change into a fake female. They continue to look like a man and talk like a man. In order to combat the bad switcheroo and look and talk like a woman they have a deep burning desire to get plastic surgery. They proceed to peel skin off a good looking female butt, they have the urge to take the skin to a plastic surgeon to make them look like a chick. They also attend voice coaches that instruct them on how to talk like a queen.
by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023
Get the Bad Switcheroomug. "I was hooked up with a 'straight' man 2 Sundays ago. Tbf, I was hit on first."
"Oh, The Wichita Switcheroo."
"Oh, The Wichita Switcheroo."
by William T. Brasky April 21, 2021
Get the The Wichita Switcheroomug. When two guys are having sex together and one of them cums in a condom,takes it off and then the other guy puts it on.
by diggity dogs May 23, 2019
Get the Sloppy Switcheroomug. by Fondles112 March 2, 2020
Get the Asian switcheroomug.