shove piggy-in-the-middle shove

impractical and thus rather unpopular version of the renowned parlour game shove piggy shove.
requires three players: two to play shove piggy shove as normal, and one to stand in the middle flailing their arms and shrieking in an attempt to intercept the ball.
the reason this game is unpopular is because it relies more heavily upon luck than skill, and we all know that shove piggy shove should be a game of skill.

"anyone fancy a couple of rounds of shove piggy-in-the-middle shove?"
"no"

by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 8, 2004

Tongue shoveling the fuck ditch

going down on OR eating out a bitch, or as some ignorant individuals call them, a female.

Yo man, my jaw is fuckin' SORE from tongue shoveling the FUCK ditch all night!!!

by hella_bull March 29, 2007

Shovel the dirt

An vicious anal pounding you will never forget.

"I heard you were making a garden. Lemme come over and shovel the dirt."

by RapAttack June 6, 2018

Shoveling The Cotton

(Phrase)

When you fuck someone with white pubic hair, especially seniors.

Man I was really shoveling the cotton with that GILF last night.

by Zashari July 5, 2018

Shovel in the Pit

1) When you put your 'shovel' in the 'pit'- often times, an exclamation describing such a situation- honestly, the description is a little amorphous, and is subject to usage on a case-by-case basis.

2) a winning moment

3) whatever you want it to mean...dirty is preferrable

Johnny walks up to Delilah's house and screams:
"Shovel in the Pit!"
"Sure thing, Johnny! Come on in!"

Ladynasty: hey, how's it going?
Tyron: Oh, pretty well
<awkward silence>
Tyron: Shovel in the Pit?
Ladynasty: You know what's good.

by Big Daddy Boom September 30, 2011

shovel in the face

A common insult for someone who has a flat face or squints a lot

hey will, shovel in the face!!
or will is such a shovel in the face

by themadon22 May 15, 2006

kicked her in the box and shoved her

A rather bizarre expression used by everyone's favourite punk (?) rocker, Avril Lavigne, in an interview with Maxim magazine, in an attempt to show just how hardcore she is. As if the Budweiser drinking and hair wasn't enough! Incidentally, Maxim named the edition this interview took place in "Rocktober". Seriously.

Maxim: When was the last time you had to smack a bitch down?

Avril Lavigne: In a bar a few months ago. Some chick came up to me and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her. I don't go looking for fights, but if someone pushes me, I'm not going to take it.

by J@ffa October 6, 2004