Split the Seam
The act of describing to friends what you would do to an attractive girl that is bent over in public.
Split the Seam by ThisSecretNinja July 28, 2010
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Busting out the seams
when an emo kid who watches anime, listens to metal, has a whack ass haircut and says RAWR XD is getting on your nerves you just tell them "you're busting out the seams today" autism does have a role in this term
Busting out the seams by Coloradokid45 April 6, 2017
The steamshow
The steamshow by Le Shitzipper July 25, 2016
The Steaming
An act in which the two partners have sex in closed windows, during the Summer in 40+ °C, under winter blankets and with an an air conditioner put on the maximum heat for that system. During or shortly after the climax one of the two partners screams out: "Oh, the Steaming!!!", after which both take a shower.
As the man nutted and the woman came, the woman screamed "OH DMAN! The steaming!!!" while the man was panting and shaking.
The Steaming by Gaburski October 21, 2019
The Seaman Shuffle
When you’re cornered by a group of guys and your only option for self defense is to pull out your dick and start jerking off onto them.
When I was on shore leave in the Navy some "Anderson Cooper looking motherfuckers" cornered me and my only option was to pull out my dick and start doing the seaman shuffle.
The Seaman Shuffle by Kai Smash December 20, 2022
splitting at the seam
splitting at the seam by Flat for the food September 27, 2018