A Tiny man in space that eats Martians and rocks. Very lumpy humanoid retarded thing that never knows what it is doing.
What is that Tiny Spaceman Zombie doing on the Moon? It looks like it's eating rocks and martians. What a retard. It probably does'nt even know what it is doing.
by Poopness November 9, 2010
Get the Tiny Spaceman Zombiemug. An insult refering to ugly ass alien looking humans who may possibly have blended in with our species.
Tommy: You did you see the dude who looks like the alien emoji?
Rex: Oh yeah, You mean the Spaceman?
Rex: Oh yeah, You mean the Spaceman?
by Realest State September 13, 2015
Get the Spacemanmug. Spaceman Stu liked to gaze up at the stars. He dreamed of floating with them in his spaceman car—and when he touched down, he couldn't believe his eyes. All of his favorite things started floating by and he did, too. Spaceman Stu.
Spaceman Stu floated up to the man in the moon. They sat and talked about the planets Mercury to Neptune—and then Stu asked him, "What did Pluto do?"—'cause not all that long ago it was a planet too—and the moon just smiled—at this wonder child.
And with his dog Orion by his side, he'll fly away—off to their little secret place behind the Milky Way... Well, —
Spaceman Stu floated up to the man in the moon. They sat and talked about the planets Mercury to Neptune—and then Stu asked him, "What did Pluto do?"—'cause not all that long ago it was a planet too—and the moon just smiled—at this wonder child.
And with his dog Orion by his side, he'll fly away—off to their little secret place behind the Milky Way... Well, —
null: "Spaceman Stu has a cardboard rocket box."
null: "It has a Captain's chair he made out of his blocks"
null: "And when the countdown reaches 3, 2, 1."
null: "Shake, rattle, boom, kapow!"
null: "We'll head off towards the sun"
null: "And here we go. Leave earth below."
null: " La la la laa."
null: "La la la laa."
null: "La la laa laa..."
Stu: "yesn't"
null: "It has a Captain's chair he made out of his blocks"
null: "And when the countdown reaches 3, 2, 1."
null: "Shake, rattle, boom, kapow!"
null: "We'll head off towards the sun"
null: "And here we go. Leave earth below."
null: " La la la laa."
null: "La la la laa."
null: "La la laa laa..."
Stu: "yesn't"
by spacemanstu December 22, 2022
Get the Spaceman Stumug. Doublesman1: "Yo bro, yuh pack d spoons & ting right?"
Doublesman2: "Yh yh yh fs"
*2 hrs later*
Doublesman1: "Aye hear nah bai, I thought you packed d spoons & ting bai?!"
Doublesman2: "Yh yh yh fs"
Doublesman1: "Hoss yous one fockin spaceman eh bai"
Doublesman2: "Yh yh yh fs"
*2 hrs later*
Doublesman1: "Aye hear nah bai, I thought you packed d spoons & ting bai?!"
Doublesman2: "Yh yh yh fs"
Doublesman1: "Hoss yous one fockin spaceman eh bai"
by DRChadThundercunt January 23, 2025
Get the Spacemanmug. A person who does or says some crazy shit that makes you question if they are really from this planet.
by RealMadFrogs January 2, 2022
Get the Spacemanmug. Not spaceman
by Poggersmanultimateswagger69420 July 13, 2021
Get the Not spacemanmug. 30 rock character portrayed by Chris Parnell; maybe the greatest character ever on TV. Nazi Doctor, Erectile Dysfunction Curer (through song), Laughs on the word Kidney, Lover of Animal blood.
Leo Spaceman: Hi, I’m “Doctor” Leo Spaceman.
Leo Spaceman: Liz, are you getting enough vitamin c? May I suggest messily eating an orange while I photograph it.
Jack Donaghy: Can I ask you a question as a woman?
Leo Spaceman: You may Jack, are you going to Alter your voice or dress up in any way?
Leo Spaceman: Liz, are you getting enough vitamin c? May I suggest messily eating an orange while I photograph it.
Jack Donaghy: Can I ask you a question as a woman?
Leo Spaceman: You may Jack, are you going to Alter your voice or dress up in any way?
by GavintheMuffinMan April 14, 2020
Get the Leo Spacemanmug.