cash register

refers to a crackhead looking kid who would go by the name of Lawrence

Wow, look at cash register go!

by dfgvbyrthbf June 12, 2011

Registered Nurse

An expensive prostitute who specifically caters to physically handicapped persons (or animals).

Jerry, I feel awkward pursuing sexual activities because I lost my legs in the war. It's OK, just call a Registered Nurse. I hear they're very professional.

by gogoflystyle85 March 29, 2015

Gash register

The act of putting coins on your girlfriend's tits, then fucking her until they fly off; flipping her over straight after and swiping a credit card through her arse crack.

Yeah I won't be seeing Jane again, I think I freaked her out with the gash register last night.

by Zonal K September 2, 2019

Registered sex offender

A registered sex offender is a creep who has:
1.) touched small children and/or minors
2.) has raped/touched other people inappropriately and has been identified by the police.

Basically you should stay the fuck away from them.

News reporter:"There is a registered sex offender in the Townsville/Bikini Bottom area"

by Enter Username Here June 3, 2015

Registered Flex Offender

When your style is so official, that it's nearly criminal.

"My new watch came in the mail today. Check it out."
"Whoa bro, you're a registered flex offender now."

by DictionaryPapi June 20, 2014

cock in the cash register

When the owner of an establishment, usually a restaurant or bar, uses/abuses their position as owner and has sex with their employees or customers.

Jeff: "Who's that dude molesting the bartender?"
Pete: "That's Greg, the owner of the hotel."
Jeff: "What, that fucker, shit he has his cock in the cash register."
Pete: "Damn right dude, you gotta be careful with that shit, some bitch is gonna come along and scream sexual harrasment and slam that register door right on his pecker."
Jeff: "No shit, that is going to hurt his johnson and his wallet."
Pete: "True dat."

by Pete Dick January 19, 2008

Registered Retard (RR)

Usually the dumbest of the friend group. Mouth is always open even when not talking. Calls themself a god, alpha, a dog; but usually the runt of the litter.

My coworker is a genuine registered retard (RR), can’t close a deal for his life.

by JayThePlug January 1, 2022