Poke the Yolk 

Having sex with a woman who is menstruating. The 'Yolk' is a reference to the female ovum.

Dude 1: Man, I wanted to bang that chick last night, but she was on the rag.

Dude 2: Lame. Why didn't you just poke the yolk?

Poke the Yolk by radius August 22, 2008

The Elote Poké

When you pull out after anal and find corn on your cob.

After Thanksgiving dinner Cletus pulled out of Betty and he had The Elote Poké on his cock and Betty ate the corn off.

The Elote Poké by 2eraz December 29, 2021

poke-the-pope

a sex term. It is Pronounced just like it looks. To "poke the pope" is to have sexual intercourse with a large or fat man. how the term came about is unknown.

She's going to poke-the-pope tomorrow over at her friend's party, despite what she may have said.

poke-the-pope by Mr. raindrop July 2, 2009

Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.

Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.

Poke the right bears by unicodebandito May 9, 2017

Poke the Pineapple 

When one uses their phallus to poke another person's butt cheeks, but ends up prodding their sphincter instead

Person 1: Did Barry "poke the pineapple"?
Person 2: Yes, and he took our friendship to a whole new level...
Person 1: So he's out of the friendzone?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes

Poke the Pineapple by GrizzlyArsenal July 12, 2018

Poke the hamster 

When beginning to activate your cognitive abilities. As if the hamster wheel in your brain is starting to work.

I cant remember! I need to poke the hamster

Poke the hamster by Nurrit May 11, 2021

Poke the Bear 

The action of provoking and annoying one's father to become angry and irritated

(CHANT) "POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR"
~~~
"Don't poke the bear!"

Poke the Bear by funguslordlaw December 3, 2021