perch bait

when you have a big mole that cannot be covered by a swimsuit and small perch nibble at it while you swim in a lake

oh crap this swimsuit does not cover my mole perfect perch bait great looks like i will be catching fish all day.

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

Gorilla Perch

A location where black people gather in large numbers.

"Hey man, where are you at?"

"Just passing the gorilla perch in front of the cafeteria."

by Castigated Clairvoyant February 5, 2013

Falcon Perch

When you rack a line of blow off a transexual's penis

Yuma gave this tranny the falcon perch.

by dmillsx March 8, 2009

Perch Head

When a female just barely gets the tip of your penis in her mouth. The mouth looks like a perch nibbling on the end of your shaft.

Last nite at the movies the bitch just gave me some perch head.

by Grandlakeguy May 31, 2018

fucking perch

the lofty pedestal Liverpool were on until Manchester United came around and knocked them off it in the 90s.

...my greatest challenge was knocking Liverpool right off their fucking perch." - Sir Alex Ferguson.

by stavanger26 November 6, 2010

pussy perch

A way that someone sits that makes them look shaggable as they perched on their pussy.

omg! shes proper pussy perched right now, she looks so shaggable.

by Olympiuh March 19, 2022

Perch Jerker

A Perch Jerker is a fishing buddy who gets really excited when he snatches a rubber lipped perch from some mud infested swamp.

Contrary to what some of the faggots on this site will say, it has nothing to do with anything homosexual. It's a term of endearment and has been used that way for decades.

Ring Ring...

Bob: "Hello"
Mike: "Hey, what's up ya Perch Jerker".
Bob: "Hey, what's up ya rubber lipped, yellow bellied gar snatcher"
Mike: "you ready to go fishing?"
Bob: "Hell yeah"

by Spot Light March 31, 2009