octopus

foreteller, fortune-teller, predictor, forecaster. From the octopus called Paul, who correctly predicted eight games, including seven Germany games, during the World Cup 2010 season.
You need not be an octopus to forecast tomorrow's weather.
by uttam maharjan July 12, 2010
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An eight-sided vagina, or pussy.
That octopus squirts ink to fend off predators.
by 8={'''}=D|Shawmain October 18, 2004
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Octopus

the act of getting it on in a body of water.
I totally just got some octopus in the hot tub, man!
by 645645645 May 22, 2007
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octopus

Another word for an underwater cat.
As in Aqua cat.
Or an eight legged cat that is like a fish.
Like puss in boots but a mariney one

Wow i went fishing and saw an octopus (octo-pus)
or..
Fuck superman, octo-pus is the shit.
by Ms.Gina August 27, 2007
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A codename for agreement, pronounced normally but meaning "ok" (because awesome people like to say ok like "ock" instead of "o.k".
Timmy-I'll give it to you tomorrow.
Sean- Octopus.
by crabs4life0722 March 15, 2009
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The Octopus

A popular method of moving your limbs to fan out the noxious gases that you have just released - Having just emitted an awful aroma from your rectal passage you should then walk with bow legs and wave your arms around at your sides and slightly to the rear to assist with the wafting of said aroma. Thus imitating the gait of an octopus.
Q - Why are all those people covering their noses and looking disgusted?

A - Johns just let one rip and he's giving it The Octopus
by J-Biiiz March 14, 2011
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The Octopus

This is the process of fisting whereby, you insert your hands back to back and wiggle your fingers. Called the octopus due to there being eight fingers in there.
"Got this chick last night, She let me do "The Octopus" on her!"
by Alpharius October 27, 2009
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