A pun on the crime of "impairing the morals of a minor" that defines the much more serious crime of statutory rape.
by jammyboil December 26, 2008
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Get the impaling the morals of a minormug. The real name of a Sex Vampire who bummed a load of Carpathians in Moldavia around the 1st century before Winona Ryder chucks herself in the river for being a klepto. Used to impale people on his four foot dick which he also fought with.
Nad the Impale-Her pornstar name in spoof movie of 'Barb's Stoked U Know's Spankula' from 1993, pisstake of cool Keanu flick.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 11, 2008
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Get the nad the impale-hermug. When you turn the heating up and slip your woman a length whilst she is on the blob and roll around in a blood, sweat and spunk smoothie that drips from her flange like a leaky tap. Results may vary dependant on how tight the plumbing unit is.
by thefoetus September 6, 2016
 Get the Impaler's Hot Potmug.
Get the Impaler's Hot Potmug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
 Get the America Chavez Guerrery Ferrarra Ferrerra Like RIght Booty CHeeks And Impaled Talusesmug.
Get the America Chavez Guerrery Ferrarra Ferrerra Like RIght Booty CHeeks And Impaled Talusesmug. 1.
transfix or pierce with a sharp instrument.
2.display (a coat of arms) side by side with another on the same the same shield, separated by a vertical line.
transfix or pierce with a sharp instrument.
2.display (a coat of arms) side by side with another on the same the same shield, separated by a vertical line.
by Whostolmahcake November 21, 2021
 Get the Impaledmug.
Get the Impaledmug. by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025
 Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Glass Impaled Left Talus <&>AndA<&> Two Teeth Impaled Tongue<.7.9.7.6>mug.
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Glass Impaled Left Talus <&>AndA<&> Two Teeth Impaled Tongue<.7.9.7.6>mug. Ventral Impalement which happens to be imposed. Grindcore band emerging from the ghetto of St.Pölten, Austria.
I can't believe that Imposed Ventral Impalement put out a new EP. My favourite song's called "Eating the Hooker I Just Killed"
by Imposed Ventral Impalement December 12, 2024
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