A pun on the crime of "impairing the morals of a minor" that defines the much more serious crime of statutory rape.
That mofo was impaling the morals of a minor when he fucked my 16-year-old sister.
by jammyboil December 26, 2008
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nad the impale-her

The real name of a Sex Vampire who bummed a load of Carpathians in Moldavia around the 1st century before Winona Ryder chucks herself in the river for being a klepto. Used to impale people on his four foot dick which he also fought with.
Nad the Impale-Her pornstar name in spoof movie of 'Barb's Stoked U Know's Spankula' from 1993, pisstake of cool Keanu flick.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 11, 2008
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Imposed Ventral Impalement

Ventral Impalement which happens to be imposed. Grindcore band emerging from the ghetto of St.Pölten, Austria.
I can't believe that Imposed Ventral Impalement put out a new EP. My favourite song's called "Eating the Hooker I Just Killed"
by Imposed Ventral Impalement December 12, 2024
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Impaled

1.
transfix or pierce with a sharp instrument.
2.display (a coat of arms) side by side with another on the same the same shield, separated by a vertical line.
The impaled arms of her cousin
by Whostolmahcake November 21, 2021
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Impaler's Hot Pot

When you have sex with your wife/girlfriend whilst she is on her period and you end up rolling around in a blood, sweat and spunk stew (The Hot Pot)
"I shouldn't have had sex with you last night, we ended up getting an Impaler's Hot Pot!"
by NumaticPatrick September 06, 2016
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