Hump in the pub

Hump in the pub is a sexual act, when you hump in the pub you generally hump the trash can in the pub.

Oi bruv watch me hump in the pub

by Geetar_LD April 2, 2019

hump in the road

Hump in the road is a sex position where the women lay on her stomach and the man will be on top of her

Hi honey, get ready tonight because you will be a hump in the road.

by Hades98 June 14, 2021

Hump, the

A dance that is real easy to do, check it out. First you limp to the side like your leg was broken, then you are invited to invent your own moves, according to your ethnic background.

"Step off, I'm doin' the Hump," said Stephanie.

by Gryphon August 5, 2003

dry hump a cactus into the sunset

Go f*** yourself.

Your husband is angry with you for exposing his affair? He can go dry hump a cactus into the sunset.

by NoHarmDone August 4, 2025

The humpinator

The humpinator try to hump everything in sight

The humpinator is hobos

by Kingofdick August 24, 2019

The humpers

Omfg, when a desperately horny guy wants to fuck any and everything, including dry humping the air while walking, just so he can attempt to bust a nut.

Reba boom is so stupid, he walks around with the humpers like nobody can see him. Someone get that man a Fleshlight!!!! Or a blow up doll.

by Noresun2noAmy2 November 1, 2021

the humpback

One in the pink, three in the stink.
The index finger is seperated from the three other fingers, resembling a humpback whale's mouth. A great follow-up after the shocker.

The look on her face was priceless when I pulled the humpback.

by Hair-to-Shoulders June 12, 2005