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King George the Turd

King George the Turd (jorj thuh turd) NOUN. George Walker Bush, 43rd president of the United States. See also, "Turd Reich."
This country is a scatocracy, the biggest shits rise to the top. That's how we wound up with King George the Turd.
by Maxhole June 20, 2009
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king george the third

Asshole who taxed the hell out of the colonies.
king george the third, you don't know how to fucking run a country.
by offeryoucantrefuse November 6, 2012
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The Curious George

Noun, When a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman, and is also receiving anal sex from another man. Preferably the man in the middle wears a large yellow hat.
I can't believe that Alyssa, JT, and DJ did The Curious George!
by hawaiibboy August 13, 2010
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king george the eight

The nickname a man named George might give to his eight inch penis.
She didn't treat my King George The Eight right so I chopped her head off...
by KingGeorge April 1, 2008
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The Angry George

A cousin of the angry dragon. While erect and about to ejaculate, you sick your penis into one of. your partners nostrils and blow your load.
Guy 1:Dude, I had a hella good time last night.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because I met this super freaky chick. She wanted The Angry George.
Guy 2: Nice!
by Crazykap September 20, 2016
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King George the Third

George III By the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland King, Defender of the Faith, Arch-treasurer and Prince-Elector of the Holy Roman Empire, Duke of Brunswick-Luneburg

A greatly misunderstood king. Started his reign by winning the seven year war (sometimes called the First World War) against France. Gave the control of the crown estates (The Monarchs main source of income) to Parliament. His Governments repealed the Stamp duty imposed on Americans shortly after they were imposed. He always yielded to his cabinet in keeping with the role of a Constitutional Monarch. He is often given the blame for losing the colonies but that responsibility should be given to Lord North the Prime Minister who ignored petitions for representation given to parliament.

He had a great interest in the Sciences funding a significant collection of mathematical instruments now on display in London’s science Museum, he funded the largest telescope ever built at that time which discovered the planet Uranus (initially it was named after George). Helped the Agricultural revolution reach its peak.

Yet all he is remembered for is that in his last years 1811-1820 he went mad. 9 years of madness out of 59 years of reign isn't too bad.
American Revolutionary: Down with King George and his taxes
Pedantic person: Don’t blame the King you should blame Lord North

So apart from total unopposed control of India; £8.1 Bn of estates; keeping Napoleon at bay; an enormous collection of scientific instruments; the discovery of Uranus; helping to maintain a system of democratically elected governments; massive advances in agriculture paving the way for the industrial revolution. What has King George the Third ever done for us?
by PedanticPerson August 25, 2013
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