Dirty Ferguson

When a man covers his penis in fecal matter, and procedes to titty fuck a young woman.

Hey Brian, I gave this chick a Dirty Ferguson last night, and it smelled really bad

by Dirty Fergie May 17, 2013

Out by a Ferguson

To make a prediction that is on overestimate by a minimum of a factor of ten.

Covid will kill 500,000 people in the UK. You what, that's out by a Ferguson.

by Il Dottore Roberto December 23, 2020

Dennis Ferguson

Dennis Ferguson is a big ped from Australia. He kidnapped three kids in 1987, severly raped them and loved every minute of it. His long greasy hair and bald spot, big 80's-core glasses and him licking his wrinkly face doesn't really help him much now, does it? He's hounded out of every house he lives. He's a waste of fossil fuels cause every time he's released he manages to be employed as a janitor at a kindergarten, live two blocks from a pre-school, live with a 17 year old, and in 2005 he touched a kid at a train station after his 14 year sentence. Not to mention he literally confessed to a prison inmate "I only do under 11, 12 is they're stunners."

"Gee Dennis Ferguson, you're FUCKIN' HOT."

"Let's spend 1000 dollars a day on taxes towards keeping Dennis Ferguson on 24/7 security! The nation will be happy with that :)"

by blakepatrick91 October 8, 2008

terd ferguson

Burt Reynolds alternative identity

alex:burt reynolds
terd:that's not my name
alex:terd ferguson
terd:yeah whadya want

by terd ferguson August 21, 2003

Turd Ferguson

The identity which Burt reynolds switches to in Celebrity Jeapordy

"Turd Ferguson- its a funny name"

by Sherrif Constantine the third May 14, 2005

Craig Ferguson

Scottish comedian, host of The Late Late Show on CBS.

He replaced Craig Kilbourne on January 3, 2005. He was one of four finalists running for the job as host.

He is a rather funny man. Unfortunately he shares the time slot with Conan O'Brien so it's difficult for me to watch Ferguson, but from what I've seen he is a very laid back scottish man, and it's a nice change from the typical comedian.

His show aires at 12:35 EST on CBS right after Letterman.

Billy: Is Craig Ferguson as funny as Conan O'Brien?
Me: No, but he's definately better than those tools Letterman and Leno.

by Jack Townshend June 29, 2006

Ferguson Effect

The unnecessary delay a Police Officer takes before lawfully taking someone's life. An unnecessary delay that puts an officer in grave danger himself because he is fearful of unjust criticism and scrutiny from the media, critics, citizens, celebrities and politicians, etc. The fear a Police Officer experiences for being wrongly accused of being a racist in a fatal shooting.

That cop almost got wasted because of the Ferguson Effect waiting too long to shoot Jimmy Jones fearing he would be called a racist.

by Donziman February 18, 2019