Fluffing the dolphin

Yet another creative term for mastrubation. Interchangeable with spanking the monkey, beating off, shooting knuckle babies, etc.

A: Yo, what took you so long to pee?
B: I was fluffing the dolphin

by AntimatterKING August 10, 2009

The Dollhouse Effect

When you’re high as balls and you start to feel like a doll trapped inside a dollhouse. At any moment, someone can open the roof and pick you up like a little doll.

Yo man, did you experience the dollhouse effect last night?

by Benjamin button September 12, 2020

Shaved the Dolphin

(V.) When one engages in the act of shaving a females genitalia, to form a baby soft feel much like a dolphin.

"At work today, a girl came in and I totally shaved the dolphin!"

by Jeff Striker August 23, 2007

Flipper the Dolphin

1.Idealistic conservative who frequents Fark.com and points out the errors of liberals. Famous for pointing out to self-proclaimed progressives that they are a neocomm in all but name. The name originally was an homage to the flip-flopping ways of John Kerry.

2. Name of a dolphin on a children's show on American television in the 1960's.

"Flipper the Dolphin was right! Again!" - Heap

by 21-7-b April 26, 2005

Ride the dolphin

masturbating. similar to jacking off, whacking off, flicking the bean, chocking the chicken, spanking the monkey, slapping the ham, fighting with your purple headed yogurt slinger, and tug of war with cyclops.

"Sorry i had to ride the dolphin. Saw this really hot chick."
"Dude thats nasty!"

by The Italian Stalli0n November 28, 2009

Flog the dolphin

To spank the monkey, beat the meat, or also known as masterbation.

Joshs wife wouldn't give him sex in the morning so when she was in the shower he decided to flog the dolphin.

by Assi9 January 5, 2017

polish the dolphin

The act of jerking off with fervor . . Usually followed by interruptions from ones mom walking in JUST at the climax

Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-Chuf-Chuf
Mum: Johnny time for lunch!!!
Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-CHUF-CHUF
Mum: JOHNNY.. NOW.. What are you DOING??
Shakira (on the screen): Come on baby, my hips dont lie
Johnny: CHUF.....CHUF......
Mum Opening Door: JOHNNY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Johnny: MOM!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
*Door Slams*

Dad: WTF was that about?
Mum: YOUR SON WAS POLISHING HIS DOLPHIN.. to SHAKIRA... AGAIN!
Dad: Well , like father like so...

*SMACK*

WARNING: Do not polish the dolphin before meals

by TerryCowboy December 29, 2018