DJ John in the Morning

A Seattle-based, NYC aspiring DJ for the radio station 90.3 KEXP. He hosts the stations morning show from 6 AM to 10AM on weekdays and is the stations shining star. He has been, as often reported by the independent newspaper The Stranger, attempting to use KEXP as a way to move to New York City for personal reasons and establish himself as a star DJ there instead of lowly Seattle. He has often been criticized for being greedy, passive aggressive and hypocritical in his music choices and need for total control. It has also been asserted that the regular pledge drives done by KEXP to "Support local music" are merely a way for John to get to move to New York City for personal reasons.

DJ John in the Morning never fails to back down from a fight with the writers at The Stranger, hahaha.

by Ford Leiden January 31, 2010

DJ Booth Pain In The Ass

When you assist of guest DJ, and they keep having requests.

I hate DJ Booth Pain In The Ass

Giulia, we need another fuckin drink!
Giulia, where is our bottle?
Giulia, get me the promoter!

by SwissOfficial February 21, 2011

apologetic pneumonia with a fractured ginglymus while at a dj listening to the beatles

verbally long word

bro have you heard?
what?
apologetic pneumonia with a fractured ginglymus while at a dj listening to the beatles!!!
what the fuck are you talking about

by morting April 9, 2025

playing the D.J

A woman masturbating.

"your watching fight club! when i get home i dont want to catch you playing the D.J!"

by jkrych February 5, 2008

The djocavic

To slap someone in a forward direction with the palm, then again a second time with the back of the hand on the way back all in the same slap.

“She djocavic’d the fire out of his ass for talking back” “After she found he was cheating, she gave him “The Djocavic”.

by Fire writer July 21, 2018

The djati

The act of giving someone head whilst covered head to toe in ranch dressing. SPECIFICALLY nature valley.

She tried to get me to do "The djati" the other night, I ran right out the door...

by Sallygrand007 November 18, 2021

The Djarno Virus

A Synthetically formed Pathogen, that rapidly secretes bacteria causing severe symptoms (such as early vomiting, abdominal pain, and severe genital pain(This includes, the feeling of being sounded))
This Obscure Disease is rarely found, and has only ever been seen once.

Tom: What the hell is up with Djarno
Tyron: He got the Djarno Virus

by Connor's Lawyer July 2, 2023