Lit., "She wants the dick", a way of saying that a female wants your penis in her hand or in one of her orifices. The amount that a female "wants the D" can in fact be calculated with this simple formula:
x = total hours paying attention to your words
y = her seemingly pointless interest in you, counted in weeks
z = number of times she has stated, in anger at your conceit and arrogance, that she definitely does NOT want the dick (and never will).
Note that z can be a negative number, if she has stated that she wants the dick.
a = How much she (the subject of interest) wants the dick
For z = 0, a = x + ( y / x )
For z > 0, a = ( 0 - z )
For z < 0, a = x + y ( - z )
Lopez's law:
For z < 0, a cannot exceed 2x because she cannot possibly want the dick that much.
Baker's law:
For z > 0, a cannot exceed 1, because if she has said she does not want the dick, she may want you to work for it, and will want the dick more at a future time, although not currently.
x = total hours paying attention to your words
y = her seemingly pointless interest in you, counted in weeks
z = number of times she has stated, in anger at your conceit and arrogance, that she definitely does NOT want the dick (and never will).
Note that z can be a negative number, if she has stated that she wants the dick.
a = How much she (the subject of interest) wants the dick
For z = 0, a = x + ( y / x )
For z > 0, a = ( 0 - z )
For z < 0, a = x + y ( - z )
Lopez's law:
For z < 0, a cannot exceed 2x because she cannot possibly want the dick that much.
Baker's law:
For z > 0, a cannot exceed 1, because if she has said she does not want the dick, she may want you to work for it, and will want the dick more at a future time, although not currently.
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1. Originally a mathematics term for dividing the difference.
2. Considered to be a sports term for breaking through the defensive line. Commonly used in Hockey, Soccer, Football, & Lacrosse.
3. When used as a verb Splitting The D can act has add lib for relatively anything party or sexual related. Originally coined in the Western Pennsylvania / Pittsburgh Area in the local music scene.
2. Considered to be a sports term for breaking through the defensive line. Commonly used in Hockey, Soccer, Football, & Lacrosse.
3. When used as a verb Splitting The D can act has add lib for relatively anything party or sexual related. Originally coined in the Western Pennsylvania / Pittsburgh Area in the local music scene.
"Did you see John? Hes completely passed out on the bathroom floor! Talk about Splitting The D"
"I'm incredibly sexually frustrated. I really need to Split The D"
"I'm incredibly sexually frustrated. I really need to Split The D"
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