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chortle my balls

To felate a man with such vigor and enthusiasm that one sucks his balls all the way to the back of their throat, thus making a "chortle" sound.
And if you don't like it, you can chortle my balls!
by cannonball967 May 6, 2015
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I HAVE CHORTLES

Fawful's catchphrase from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. An amusing, mocking, insulting laugh.
Bowser: Hey! What's the story with this crazy statue? It's going nuts!
Fawful: I HAVE CHORTLES!
by Fawful September 27, 2009
mugGet the I HAVE CHORTLESmug.

Poops and Chortles

The classier version of Shits and Giggles
Charles: Edward, you should stab Reginald.
Edward: But for why, Charles?
Charles: Do it for the poops and chortles.
Edward: lol k
*draws rapier and stabs Reginald*
Reginald: What thy fuck, Edward??
by Mako547 September 25, 2019
mugGet the Poops and Chortlesmug.

chortle

A chuckle, in a particularly gleeful and breathy manner.

The term is believed to be a portmanteau of "chuckle" and "snort," coined in the poem "Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carroll, featured in his famous novel "Through the Looking-Glass," much like the term "galumphing."
by ProcessedCelluloseFibers April 24, 2025
mugGet the chortlemug.

Chortle

it’s like choked and chuckled and snorkeled
Ex: That made me chortle.
by Lmaohi6999 July 13, 2022
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Chortles

Another word for marijuana. Derived from the sound a person makes holding a bong or pipe hit that resembles laughter.
Just smoked my last bowlski, now I’m all out of chortles!
by CommonsenseMatters August 19, 2019
mugGet the Chortlesmug.

Gospel chortle

The short laugh you hear from a pastor at the end of almost every sentence, especially when sharing the Gospel
For the Lord said-huh (gospel chortle) unless you are born again-huh, no man shall enter the Kingdom of heaven. Can I get an Amen-huh?
by CreativeDisciple97 November 23, 2017
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