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seize the cheese

man you really can seized the cheese on that jib!

he is deff gonna seize the cheese on this prime byard rail.
by drewdavv January 18, 2011
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The Cheese Dam Theory

The theory that a pizza cannot be part cheese part no cheese due to the lack of a separation to prevent the cheese from melting into the non cheese section
The pizza place would not except our pizza order due to the Cheese Dam Theory.

My mother strongly believes in the Cheese Dam Theory.
by jimhuttonismyidol December 24, 2019
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Chase the Cheese

When someone is so focused on making money and securing the bag.

See also: bread chasing
@MyFavsTrash: "Good morning hustlers, let's chase the cheese. no days off."
by MyFavsTrash September 5, 2018
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grating the cheese

In video game hockey, rapidly poke checking the goalie while he has the puck covered but can still move it.

Any goals gained from this practice are very cheesy.
Why do you keep grating the cheese? I'm not going to pass it with my goalie.

I've got two goals off grating the cheese alone.
by Hexis August 21, 2008
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Gripping The Cheese

Taking a minor matter and unnecessarily inflating its importance.

Comes from a fat kid grabbing rather harshly a cup of dip cheese for his fries after he realizes there is not enough on his fries.
I was driving down the road doing 30 in a 25 and this cop must have been gripping the cheese cuz he pulled me over.

When my girl told me she went to lunch with Pat from work I was gripping the cheese until i found out Pat was short for Patricia rather than Patrick.
by Da215BigBen October 21, 2009
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cutting the cheese

"Cutting the cheese" is simply the act of slicing various types of cheese, putting them beautifully displayed on a silver tray, adding condiments around the various cheese (the more expensive, the better), then when no one is looking, putting the cheese up to your anal canal and farting on as much as possible.
"The cheese has an exceptional flavor. Our hostess is a specialist at cutting the cheese, and knows how to flavor the white wine too... so it turns yellow and goes with the slices of weird smelling cheese.
by Barbara Blee-Johnny December 16, 2010
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Eat The Cheese

"Eat the Cheese" is a homosexual term for "the act of milking the last remnants of semen from a penis after an orgasm. A derogatory term usually associated with nasty far fetched sexual encounters between two men where one is the dominant commanding the submissive to do what he is told.
Eat the cheese boy! Eat the cheese from my dirty ole dick.
by Stathara February 23, 2011
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