The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

A terrific movie. I'm referring to the 2003 version of this film.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is NOT a true story. It is BASED on the events of Ed Gein, a serial killer who lived in Plainfield, Wisconsin in the 1950's. He killed only 2 women but dug up many more in the graveyard and attempted to make a full-body woman suit. He also collected ears, fingers, toes, heads, skulls and noses. He was arrested and brought to court and found guilty but lived the rest of his life in a mental instution. He died of cancer in 1984.

by Corb March 14, 2005

Grinch With the Man Cans

A photograph of an underage female's breasts taken by a camera phone.

"Who's texting you? Get that Grinch With The Man Cans!"

"Guys, I don't know if I want to get with this biddy after I saw her Grinch With the Man Cans."

"Yo send me that picture of the Grinch With The Man Cans!"

by A-Wired January 9, 2009

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

A large gangbang with several girls who all happen to be on their period.

Nothing beats joining in on the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

by cj04 July 2, 2005

chainsawing the log

Anal sex with a cockring and no lube.

He was "chainsawing the log" so hard I think my anus is bleeding.

by tarafyd November 30, 2013

bag of cans with the lads

An Irish phrase used to describe a gathering of lads with plastic bags full of warm beer/cider (usually Dutch Gold or Bulmers) with intent to intake the said alcohol, most likely in an empty field or bush. Has been also known to occur in yer wan's gaff.

Hey, are ye coming to the field behind my house to have a bag of cans with the lads?

Heck yes friendo!

by Rawwwb tho May 5, 2017

big bag of cans with the lads

term used around Ireland for the process of buying four or more cans with some friends and drinking them in a public area (such as Galway's Spanish Arch). The bag in question must be a cheap plastic bag that stretches with the weight of the lovely cans. The cans can be anything other than orchard thieves or outcider

It's big bag of cans with the lads weather today who's up for walking to gala with me?

Lad 1: "Ah sham I'm dying after last night"
Lad 2: "Nothing a big fucking bag a cans with the lads won't fix"
Lad 1: "Dead right suiblic , send out a snap there to the boys"

by 8cansofdutch June 28, 2017

fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw

an expression used when something wrong has happened, or hasnt turned out well ; much like "oh fuck me"

Jessica - "Oh hey did you do that chemistry homework?"
Stokez - "No, but it's due tomorrow, right?"
Jessica - "No! It's due today!"
Stokez - "Oh well fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw!"

by Stokez December 17, 2007