Slept on the butter

1.Delaying Telling someone very important information.

2.Really screwing something up.

1.
Sally:"Oh, jim your meatings in 10 minutes, I forgot to tell you"
Jim:"Oh you moron, you really slept on the butter!"

2.Sorry I broke your arm, I guess I kinda slept on the butter.

by Kalzorath August 20, 2012

wet the butter

to do anything with well-timed manner and grace. this can be used in almost any instance as long as said with a smooth voice and an enunciated butter..known to have derived from the northwest college crowd

Wayne Rooney really wet the butter with that shot

or

"what you up to man?"
"nothing much really, just driving around wetting the butter.."

by WayneRooney19 February 4, 2010

Spreading the butter

A fag that likes jaking off a lot

Kim likes to spread the butter at school

by tyler April 28, 2004

Squeezing The Butter

Another term or phrase referring to the messy deed of masturbation.

"I was watching Martha Stewart the other day and i just had to start squeezing the butter!"

"Nice..."

by Ack Londo May 13, 2005

churning the butter

Verb- The act of sexually gratifying one's self by stimulating the sexual organs; often found to be more gratifying after drinking a "smashed" peppermint mocha or meeting a respected band

After being asked what turns her on, Susy responded, "RDJ! Robert Downey Jr. has me "churning the butter" all day, every day!! RDJ's my baby!!"

by RedRiott November 24, 2010

Nutter in the Butter

When you just straight up shove a Nutter Butter® candy bar right up your ass while you scream out "Give me the cream!" and cum all over the floor.

"Nutter" refers to you cumming, "in the Butter" refers to anal stimulation with a Nutter Butter®

Oh man, Chad, I had the BEST Nutter in the Butter last night. You gotta try a Nutter in the Butter. You will not believe the sensation.

by nutterinthebutter July 29, 2018

Churn the Butter

During a gay orgy, multiple tops will cum in the ass of a bottom until he can't pack any

more in and then a final top (usually with biggest penis of the group) will forcibly pound all the semen deeper inside his rectum. Like a butter churn. *squish* *squish*

I wouldn't date that power bottom if I was you, I heard he loves to churn the butter, what a gross queen.

by Bacchuspup June 2, 2015