Stew Beef

To loiter, lounge, procratinate, waste time in a slothy manner. (usually)
"Why don't you go do your homework?"
"I'd rather stew beef on the couch"

"Man, I stewed beef all day waiting for my friend to call"
by Debacle June 13, 2007
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Beef Stew in my Shoe

Diarrhea (aka beef stew) neatly dripped down the production line (your pant leg), gathered in your sterilized shoe, then canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties on a rainy day.
Beef stew in my shoe” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu.

Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.
by BB29576 April 22, 2023
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naked beef stew

The act of pulling one’s pants down and deliberately farting on another’s face while they are being restrained
Wesly naked beef stewed Jack last night while he was sleeping!
by Jesly Guesa July 19, 2023
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peruvian beef stew

Repetitive anal punching until partially digested food erupts from the ass.
Jake bro, I forgot to eat last night but I sure did rock the Peruvian beef stew on that dumpster monger
by Bigfellah March 22, 2020
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No Beef In This Stew

A unique saying made by a Youtuber Teo in 2024.
Another version of "I have no say in it"
by poisonconsumer January 06, 2025
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Hot Beef Stew

Used to describe fresh, steaming feces, usually bearing a consistency somewhere between diarrhea and solid form. True proper use of the term involves the feces happening in a public restroom, and the toilet not being flushed upon completion.
John: Oh Jesus, what the fuck just died in that bathroom?!
Rahan: Yo you liked that? I even had some corn in that motherfucker.
John: Yeah, I fucking saw. Why didn’t you flush the goddamn toilet?!
Rahan: Just leaving some hot beef stew for the cleaning crew to enjoy.
by Sylvan Montague III August 10, 2019
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Beef Stew

The action of ejaculating onto an asshole and proceeding to lick it while the other person shits.
“Yo, me and homeboy about to cook up a mean Beef Stew!”
by MGKN December 03, 2024
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