Stew Beef

To loiter, lounge, procratinate, waste time in a slothy manner. (usually)

"Why don't you go do your homework?"
"I'd rather stew beef on the couch"

"Man, I stewed beef all day waiting for my friend to call"

by Debacle July 9, 2007

Beef Stew

The action of ejaculating onto an asshole and proceeding to lick it while the other person shits.

“Yo, me and homeboy about to cook up a mean Beef Stew!”

by MGKN December 2, 2024

Beef Stew

When someone is taking a shower and you go into the bathroom and take a huge smelly shit. The smell circulates and mixes with the steam thus making a soupy shitty room, in turn making the shower taker gag and sometimes throw up. Also you leave the toilet lid up and don’t flush, so that the smell stays and the shower taker has to fight through the gagging and dry heaving to flush the toilet, making it an utterly amazing experience. Most of the time it’s a nice clumpy diarrhea, resembling a nice hearty can of beef stew!

Hank was taking too long in the shower, so I gave him a beef stew.

by BatFactory788 July 1, 2025

Beef Stew

The act of ejaculation in the open wound of a cesarean section.

I’m going to beef stew jimmy’s mom tomorrow!

by Muffle December 13, 2024

Beef stew

When a girl shits and pisses on your penis and then she sucks it all off and you cum

Damn Kayla gave me the best beef stew last night it was so creamy and warm.

by @chromosomeoverload.v2 May 20, 2019

Beef Stew

The action of ejaculating onto an asshole, then proceeding to lick it while the other person shits.

“Yo, me and my home boy about to cook up a mean Beef Stew!”

by MGKN December 2, 2024

naked beef stew

The act of pulling one’s pants down and deliberately farting on another’s face while they are being restrained

Wesly naked beef stewed Jack last night while he was sleeping!

by Jesly Guesa July 18, 2023