Fuck me in the ass and call me Sally

When something is so good you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.

"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Sally! These cupcakes are fucking bomb!!!"

Fuck me in the ass and call me Sally by rms386 March 2, 2014

shoots from the ass

A description of how someone may be quick, impulsive and willing to respond without editing themselves, but with words that are more like flatulence.

45 has been described as a person who shoots from the ass when pressured by the press.

shoots from the ass by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019

Swag Out The Ass

Noun: The combination of the attitude of a winner, the clothes of a stunta, and the personality of an Usher background dancer.

Abbreviation: SOTA

Antonym: Dusty Swag

"That kid is so hard and got a drop that would make Diddy jealous. He's got Swag out the ass!"

Swag Out The Ass by J-Trizzle-With-A-P-InTheMiddle September 9, 2011

saw half way up the ass...

a situation which you can not deal with, (cannot remove or shove in the saw 'coz either ways your ass is torn) or leave it as it is...
a situation in which no matter what you do you are fucked...
do and die, don't do and still die situation...

tony: hey, how is jimmy's relationship thingy goin on?
sam: dont ask! looks like jimmy's got the saw half way up the ass...

saw half way up the ass... by chantyruby November 8, 2010

took off like a cat shot in the ass

To move very quickly.

When Jacky saw that spider she took off like a cat shot in the ass!

took off like a cat shot in the ass by brando56894 December 18, 2013

sheet pulling up the ass

Sucking the front so good it pulls from the back

sheet pulling up the ass: she sucked my dick so hard that it pulled the sheets up my ass from the suction

sheet pulling up the ass by ABCPimp August 25, 2011

Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass

A saying that you use when you, or someone else, are at or just had an all time low moment. The emotional or physical pain is compared to being fucked in the ass. Not only is life treating you unjustifiably bad, it is also going to great lengths of emotional or physical destruction.

Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.

Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass by Dick Pound69 June 9, 2013