One of the most effective, and least entertaining* ways of not getting some bitch preggers. Over 98% of practicioners wear either chastity belts or "DC Talk" tshirts.
*The most entertaining method is anal.
*The most entertaining method is anal.
by A.Hetherington April 01, 2005
When you’ve lost your sex life through being a poor specimen of a human being at that point in time, and now you boast about abstination because you got the word wrong, but basically it means you have to abstain from sex because you can’t get any anymore anyway and instead you now practice lots of masturbation… i.e. Abstin-ation. Stinger for you friend!
by TellItLikeItIsLass August 22, 2021
Although this word is most often associated with food, beverage, profanity and sex. Abstinence is a deliberate conduct and runs rather parallel to the words indulge, gluttony and hoarding. Something negated is still something indeed. Keeping to the school of thought that the mind fails to register the words no or not(or its variations), Do not think of pink elephants!.. All three are characterized by excess and culpability. One can not and does not abstain from what one does not internally seeks(to avoid what one seeks is abstinence).
Clinton's abstinence from Monica's lips were in part due to her oral report on the lengthy wood project she undertook beneath his desk. As for me it is not an issue as I do not know her and have never had the privilege.
by Mandy Kimple November 20, 2015
by Mel2018 December 05, 2017
by Lexington April 01, 2005
"I don't have balls, I have cubes, that's why I say I practise Abstinence , I just want to pretect the ones I love"
Abstinence.
Abstinence.
by tinted swest June 14, 2010
That's what condoms are for.
by raspberry (lust) muffin December 05, 2004