keith whitehead

Also known as KW, a once infamous football player from Missouri, he now spends his time as a wanna be UFC fighter, and pimping out cars and trucks to compensate for other parts of his personality that are lacking in substance.

Hey, look at that drunk guy over there, he's pulling a Keith Whitehead.

by slackerguard June 25, 2009

Dusty Whitehead

a short sheila with brown hair and eyes, bit temperamental and looks like a horse. is a muppet, thinks she is a hot but is not and wants to be a horse chiropracter so she can crack her own back.

Have you seen Dusty Whitehead dawg she is so mad
she has a jar of dirt

by anonymous November 6, 2021

whitehead

Often a term defining a nonce or a pedofile they will often assume your in denial. Their natural habitat is lsa highschool in the engineering department.

Have you noticed that Whitehead over their he is a proper nonce

by Vxsyo May 14, 2022

Kenneth Whitehead

Kenneth Whitehead is one of the greatest Men that ever lived! He is like a super human, no really, like FOR REAL he basically can FLYY! Ive seen it. He has a magic carpet and if he sees something worth ikt he will literally roll it out for you. Kenneth Whitehead GETS WHAT HE WANTS AND WILL NEVER COME BACK EMPTY HANDED. He's the "leave to go get it , come back with it type". Hes not a bullshitter and his word is GOLDEN. Im not talking no gold plated shit either Kenneth is the REAL DEAL HOLY FIELD!
Girls have played games with Kenneth in the past and taken advantage of his heart, but i heard he found him a magical Unicorn.... now hes all that girl "megan archer's".... theyre 100%

i just saw Kenneth whitehead with Megan Archer, did you know they're 100%??

by MKMMKAYY100 July 4, 2022

thomas whitehead

Not a bitch

He is definitely not a thomas whitehead

by cdhgjgdge March 7, 2019

Dirty whitehead

The act of blowing your load in a chicks mouth that won’t swallow, telling her not to spit it out and then slapping both of her cheeks with your hands making her explode like a zit.

This girl I was dating wouldnt swollow so when she gave me a blow job I blew my load into her mouth with out telling her and when she got up to go spit it out I slapped her cheeks and gave her a dirty whitehead!!!!!

by Tony the Guy November 7, 2020

Whitehead

A blonde bint that gets passed around more then a common cold

Did you see that slut last night what a whitehead

by Redhotpussytwanger November 22, 2021