1. one of your bros who goes out drinking with you, gets plastered and then proceeds to crush any chance you have of sustaining a conversation with an attractive stranger for more than, say, 5 minutes.
(e.g. "he's scaring me")
2. that same guy about 15 minutes later falling asleep on the bar, forcing you both to leave.
(e.g. "uh... go take your drunk brother home")
(e.g. "he's scaring me")
2. that same guy about 15 minutes later falling asleep on the bar, forcing you both to leave.
(e.g. "uh... go take your drunk brother home")
by the_afflicted September 20, 2013
Worst Day...
no sleep. pouring rain. flat tire. dead cell. wing it. nail breakage. mascara runage. bone soakage. arrive at the church 40 minutes late and surprise it's Easter! Heads turn as the preacherman announces your most noble entrance to the masses.
no sleep. pouring rain. flat tire. dead cell. wing it. nail breakage. mascara runage. bone soakage. arrive at the church 40 minutes late and surprise it's Easter! Heads turn as the preacherman announces your most noble entrance to the masses.
by CAS911 April 01, 2013
The furthest thing from a best friend, but somehow not an enemy.
Even though you sometimes want to wrap your hands around their neck, you find yourself still trying to get along with them because you have something in common, and you keep hoping against hope that they'll stop being a jerk.
Easily distinguished from an enemy or a complete stranger because you personally care if they get hurt or need something, even though you wish you didn't.
Even though you sometimes want to wrap your hands around their neck, you find yourself still trying to get along with them because you have something in common, and you keep hoping against hope that they'll stop being a jerk.
Easily distinguished from an enemy or a complete stranger because you personally care if they get hurt or need something, even though you wish you didn't.
Joe, after conversation with John: That guy really pisses me off. I asked him if he needed help and he got angry at me.
Jim: Why do you keep talking to him, then?
Joe: I don't know, we have similar interests.
Jim: He's an idiot!
Joe: ...Yeah, but he's my worst friend, man. Don't hate on him, he can't help being a jerk.
Jim: Why do you keep talking to him, then?
Joe: I don't know, we have similar interests.
Jim: He's an idiot!
Joe: ...Yeah, but he's my worst friend, man. Don't hate on him, he can't help being a jerk.
by JanniR August 27, 2008
Dropping your ice cream on the very same day your lover broke it off and simultaneously spread rumors about how you failed your English/math/science test. Your friends now reject you because you made the mistake of ignoring them during your relationship. Also, the empty hopelessness that you will never be good enough, or maybe just the emptiness all together. And the pain of longing, maybe for some one or for somewhere, the pain of not belonging, and the pain of being let down by someone you thought had cared. The grief of loosing, the regret of never doing, the status of a world that is falling to pieces in ways where it cannot be helped. Anger towards anything, anger from someone to you, guilt. the way someone else might make you feel small, because society is dumb and standards are high. And finally, inevitable death of you, and the time after because one day you wont be remembered, or loved.
by comatea May 09, 2016
A worst birthday is when a man ejaculates onto a woman as the stock market simultaneously crashes and the woman loses her house, causing the woman to exclaim "Whaaaat?"
It is considered rude.
It is considered rude.
Mark gave Sarah a worst birthday and everyone in town pretty much agrees now that Mark is a rude man.
by L. Baines. J. January 30, 2008
I tried to spell check my email, but I had to cross reference the word I wanted to use with m-w.com because Office spell check is the worst one.
by Timmay June 23, 2003
Taylor and myself were smoking Marijuana inside my house, Taylor coughs so loud he wakes my parents up, he didn't care.. worst dude.
by lololol sup May 15, 2009