Tugboat

Motorboating a chicks butt at the bar and pulling her pants down with your teeth while growling. Follow this up by standing up and yelling "tugBoat" and then go "whooooo whooooo" while pretending to pull the horn down with your hand.
When in Dewey Beach, DE a hot waitress walked by and I had to tugboat the Sh*t out of her only to be followed up with a smack to the face. I proudly asked for another tugboat and a smack to the face.
by Hank69 September 24, 2010
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tugboat

A women with abnormally large breasts that wears an abnormally small shirt. Preferably of brazilin heritage.
Tugboat at six o'clock!!!

- in reference to a 300 lb women wearing a shirt made for a 100 lb women
by Pumpernickle1 January 24, 2007
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Tugboat

A fat girl you'd let give you a handjob--but nothing more.
That girl's not really fuckable, she might be a tugboat though.
by macgruber123 March 25, 2012
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tugboating

performing an action know as the tugboat
Mark and Alex asked Witherspoon if she wanted to tugboat. Witherspoon said no, so they take turns tugboating each other instead.
by Kat June 18, 2006
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rusty tugboat

A vigorous handjob, immediately following anal sex, to mitigate sucking on poop dick.
Alan was elated when his mom agreed to ass-to-mouth! But was heartbroken when she gave him a rusty tugboat first. :(
by Dubya82 September 21, 2013
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Tugboat

word to describe someone who keeps smiling at you and you arent't sure whether they are trying to keep the peace or just gloating - like the skinhead who did Ed Norton in Amercian History X.
by guy who looks like meatloaf September 14, 2004
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bologna tugboat

An awesome insult that was originated on the final TV episode of the Trailer Park Boys. The line was directed at Phil Collins, an overweight supporting character who, in the context of this episode, was furious at being denied a chance to consume a tenth bologna sandwich. Phil, whose appearance has been described as resembling a human house, was given a whole block of bologna, which he was seen cuddling the next day when he awoke from an inebriated state.
I think it's time to lay off the sandwiches for awhile, ya fuckin' bologna tugboat!
by Greasy-Looking Canadian February 04, 2012
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