Spaceman

An insult refering to ugly ass alien looking humans who may possibly have blended in with our species.

Tommy: You did you see the dude who looks like the alien emoji?
Rex: Oh yeah, You mean the Spaceman?

by Realest State August 09, 2015

Spaceman

A person who does or says some crazy shit that makes you question if they are really from this planet.

"Alyuh ever feel that stars is just giant light bulbs?"
"....Wah kinda Spaceman talk is dah bai"

by RealMadFrogs January 02, 2022

Spaceman

That one fella who "spaces" out when in motion (basically - people in autopilot)

Doublesman1: "Yo bro, yuh pack d spoons & ting right?"
Doublesman2: "Yh yh yh fs"
*2 hrs later*
Doublesman1: "Aye hear nah bai, I thought you packed d spoons & ting bai?!"
Doublesman2: "Yh yh yh fs"
Doublesman1: "Hoss yous one fockin spaceman eh bai"

by DRChadThundercunt January 24, 2025

Spaceman

When you are not thinking properly and mess up something obvious

Yesterday 13:45
Benji: 077653366

Today 18:57

Simone: Benji can you send me your mum’s number

Benji: I did haha, it’s the message above

Simone: ahahahha omg sorry I am such a spaceman

by ANAMOX April 25, 2021

Not spaceman

It's a spaceman but it isn't

Not spaceman

by Poggersmanultimateswagger69420 July 14, 2021

spaceman gloves

spaceman gloves are condoms

friend 1: asks for condoms

friend 2: here are your spaceman gloves

by huhter November 19, 2021

Leo Spaceman

30 rock character portrayed by Chris Parnell; maybe the greatest character ever on TV. Nazi Doctor, Erectile Dysfunction Curer (through song), Laughs on the word Kidney, Lover of Animal blood.

Leo Spaceman: Hi, I’m “Doctor” Leo Spaceman.

Leo Spaceman: Liz, are you getting enough vitamin c? May I suggest messily eating an orange while I photograph it.

Jack Donaghy: Can I ask you a question as a woman?

Leo Spaceman: You may Jack, are you going to Alter your voice or dress up in any way?

by GavintheMuffinMan April 15, 2020