Puff the Magic Dragon

An asthmatic baby dragon that wheezes small puffs of fire. Just wants to make friends, but ends up accidently burning stuff down, when he forgets his inhaler. The last time was at a furniture store. His friend was really looking forward to that sofa set. It was so soft before it was crispy.

Puff the magic dragon is seriously over having asthma.

Puff the magic dragon wishes he got his name listening to Bob Marley and smoking a bowl instead. He thinks that sounds nice.

by Olive989 March 1, 2023

puff the magic dragon

smoke a bong or just go smoke weed

"were are we going?"
"bro wer gona puff the magic dragon ay"

by jordybear92 May 15, 2008

Puff the Magic Dragon

A new blue man act.

Hey! The blue man group just did Puff the Magic Dragon! That's copyrighted material! Let's start a riot!

by Detranova July 29, 2003

The Jersey Puff

When a Jersey Guido feels intimidated by another man. He puffs up his body spreading his arms wide to appear bigger than he is. Much like a blow fish. This usually occurs after he has been drinking and his girl has the wandering eye.

Man! did you see the that Skinny guy do the jersey puff when his girl was eyeballing me?

by Jpants34 November 21, 2011

puff the Peter

That act that makes one a Peter puffer.

Stefan is a Peter puffer; he loves to puff the Peter.

by Chad Zelenskyy October 22, 2023

The Huff and Puff

The act of sucking a fart out of your partners ass and blowing it in their face

Douglass P. likes to give his girlfriend the Huff and Puff

by Pestonibel March 22, 2009

puff on the cuff

the result of masturbating while fully clothed and the ejaculate ends up on one's sleeve

Last night I watched reruns of "Three's Company" on Nick at Nite and ended up with a puff on the cuff.

by tipster173 December 30, 2010