The equivalent of "Smack Wally". An alternate form of the "Spot the Pony" title of features in young girl's annuals.
Doon MacKichan: "At first we called it Spot the Pony because that's what you have in those young girls' annuals. Then Kevin Lygo suggested Smack the Pony... People think it's a reference to something sexual but in fact it's a made-up thing."
by Greg-K May 30, 2020
Get the smack the pony mug.Instead of drinking the day after a bender, getting back on the horse and drinking again to avoid a hangover, you choose to be a child and complain about a headache.
Jodi: Dude, look at Marko, why is he not getting back on the horse with us?
Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.
Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.
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Harry: Yo Tyrone, I really gotta ride the pony right now.
Tyrone: Not with that hole in your arm you don't. Shit, we gotta get you to a hospital
Tyrone: Not with that hole in your arm you don't. Shit, we gotta get you to a hospital
by Urpit December 24, 2007
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an expression used to euphemistically describe sexual activity-- of any sort
when a guy says it to a girl, it's meant to sound cute, sweet and boyishly charming--and when he uses the term in front of his guy friends it means he really likes the gal he's discussing and won't even use crass talk about sex with her
girls don't use the term with each other except jokingly, as if were so stuuupid to say that, but whatever, it's cute, and they know if a guy's using it he's at least trying to be suave
when a guy says it to a girl, it's meant to sound cute, sweet and boyishly charming--and when he uses the term in front of his guy friends it means he really likes the gal he's discussing and won't even use crass talk about sex with her
girls don't use the term with each other except jokingly, as if were so stuuupid to say that, but whatever, it's cute, and they know if a guy's using it he's at least trying to be suave
"hey c'mon Tymara, can't we pleese just go an pet the pony fos a leetle while? pleese? the pony been alone today, he miss you sooooo bad..."
"Yeah bro, we ates sum her mama's kickin chickin, an den we wenna her room to pet the pony, youz knows how it be... s'all good wit Janilla, yeaah, uh-uh. Got you a five spot on ya? I needs smokes and a Dew hella bad, man."
"Yeah bro, we ates sum her mama's kickin chickin, an den we wenna her room to pet the pony, youz knows how it be... s'all good wit Janilla, yeaah, uh-uh. Got you a five spot on ya? I needs smokes and a Dew hella bad, man."
by galcoolest March 18, 2005
Get the pet the pony mug.Brushing back or "combing" pubic hair in a way that will reveal the underparts for pleasure reciprocation. Most commonly seen in gorilla vag but uniquely seen in kong balls.
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