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the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's ass 

Indicates a person that completely and totally screws everything up all the time.
You dropped the brewskies on the way in to the partay? the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's ass.
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The Surprise Party 

When you think you took a quick, little shit and then look down in the toilet bowl afterwards and it's the biggest log of shit you've ever seen, Surprise!
I was at a party at my friend's house and really had to go, little did I know I was in for The Surprise Party that clogged the bowl.

Party in the Sac 

When neighbors and friends get together to consume mass quantities of alcohol and grill out in their cul-de-sac.
Hi barb, What are you up to this weekend?
A party in the sac.

Roger’s a lucky man.

It’s gonna be everyone in the neighborhood.

Barb, you’re so naughty!

The SOFA Party 

A party formed in the year 2010 to raise the issues of sex and how it could be much cleaner and accepted.
'Vote for The SOFA Party'

Skunk at the garden party

An objectionable person or unpleasant circumstance present at an otherwise festive occasion and ruining it for all. See "turd in the punchbowl".
"There was a skunk at the garden party when your ex showed up at the wedding."

Skunk at the garden party

An objectionable person or unpleasant circumstance present at an otherwise festive occasion and ruining it for all. See "turd in the punchbowl".
We had a skunk at the garden party when your ex showed up at the wedding."

It’s All Part of the Experience 

An expression used when something inherently bad happens during a gathering or event in an attempt to dismiss it as “in the grand scheme of things, it was supposed to happen”. Also often justified with “we’ll look back at this memory and laugh”
— “Did you hear Steve and Aaron jumped the fence to the school and ended up getting arrested?”
- “That sounds badass”
— “but they got arrested...?”
- “It’s All Part of the Experience shitlips”