The first in loco parentis of the unfortunate Baudelaire orphans, Count Olaf is an extremely wicked man who is a corrupt member of VFD. He does many treacherous things to get want he wants; the enormous Baudelaire fortune. He will murder and assassinate anyone to get rich. His former girlfriend in the disgustingly fashionable Esme Squalor. Also, this ghastly actor has a wide variety of disguises and henchmen. His disguises are: Stephani, Captain Sham, Shirley and others. A few of his main henchmen are: The hook-handed man, the two white-powdered women and the person of undetermined gender. Also, Count Olaf is not the most handsome, what ever he says. He has on long eyebrow, dirty clothing and a tattoo of an eye on his left ankle. All in all, Count Olaf is a real dick.
Person 1: you see that guy over there?
Person 2: yea? What about him?
Person 1: he's such a Count Olaf
Person 2: IKR, he's so rude and mean and dumb and annoying and..............
Person 2: yea? What about him?
Person 1: he's such a Count Olaf
Person 2: IKR, he's so rude and mean and dumb and annoying and..............
by VFD Apprentice March 08, 2017
When you are predisposed to hate a character that shows up on screen but you are surprised that he/she was not as annoying as you thought.
When Uncle Grandpa cameoed on Steven Universe, it was sort of like the Olaf Effect. You would think you would hate him, but you didn't (sort of).
by The Logical Fallacy November 23, 2015
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by Ducaling October 03, 2008
I mean he's definitely an asshole. But, he's still pretty attractive. And fine don't get me wrong. #dilf
by iheartcountolaf June 22, 2021
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