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The Needy Octopus

When you are having sex with a girl while she is on her back and just as you are about to pull out, she wraps her legs around you and screams "I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY BABIES!".
"Dude. i was fucking this chick and when i was pullng out she totally pulled the needy octopus on me man...im fucked"
by cghxfjua45er7q4574yyahAEhy December 8, 2009
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The raging octopus

1. When you have rough sex with your balls taped together, while smacking your partner in the face with your tennis balls. Most commonly done in Indian relationships.
Wife: "Honey, lets do the raging octopus"
Husband: "LETS GO TO THE OCTO-CAVE!"
by Shabnam Khan April 10, 2009
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Octopus at the cock buffet

One who devours an enourmous amount of endless penis in one sitting, making light of the situation availabile in an all you can eat restaurant.
"That girl fucked so many guys last night she was like an octopus at the cock buffet!"
by DNugz July 16, 2008
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octopus to the face

A very bizarre and very nasty surprise.
Waking up and realizing Donald Trump had just been elected President was a real octopus to the face.
by Elemenopy Queuarestes October 3, 2018
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Octopus Brigade, The

A wonderful "musical group" from Virginia that sings songs in a creepy, high pitched sound about fire breathing chickens named Percival, baby lizard-cows, lobsters, big dead gaseous balls(also known as stars), and many other fun things.
Wow, The Octopus Brigade is cooler than I am!
by Jenny December 30, 2003
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