im the Michael Jordan of

a statement people use to say that they are amazing in a paticular thing.

jim: yo dude im the michael jordan of halo, noone can stop me.
bill: yeah man you dominate.

by Normal everyday guy January 26, 2011

Do The Michael

Yeeting yourself off the stage in smash ultimate because you are too much of a pussy to deal with that b spamming ganondorf

Imma do the michael if you keep falcon punching me!

by D4Dj Muni April 10, 2019

stretching the michael

1. Pulling out snot out of your nose.

1. Look at him! He's stretching the michael! *ewwwwww*

by Gregor foka hunter August 19, 2004

Doing the Michael

Named after Michael "Mikon" Hermans, one of Patongs most notorius hunters. After a string of knock backs and sleeping alone (sometimes in his clothes). He spent a lot of his time sitting in his hotel room masturbating, alone.

Allen : Did you pick up last night?
Michael : No i slept alone in my clothes, again!
Allen : Ah, you're still 'Doing the Michael' every night?
Michael : Yeah.. then i slept in my clothes.

by Patongs Finest October 16, 2008

Doing the Michael

Staying in your hotel room all evening, whilst on a sex tourist holiday too Thailand and furiously masturbating then sleeping in your clothes.

Antony : Is he out tonight? I could do with some booze.
Allen : Nah he didn't manage too find a girl last night, not for want of trying though. He's staying in and Doing the Michael, again.

by Patongs Finest October 20, 2008

Taking the Henry Michael

Someone who tends to throw people under the bus a lot.

Taking the Henry Michael If you're going to work with him you'd better document everything. He's one serious bus chucker.

by topbantslad April 6, 2017

The Reverse Michael Jackson

Going from a small white girl to a successful black man

Hey you hear about Timmy?
Yea to bad he pulled a The Reverse Michael Jackson and got shot

by SD Numerous Uno April 19, 2015