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When you take a poo and pull up your pants without wiping
Ran out of toilet paper so the matos was my only option.
by Lucy_belle May 24, 2018
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Matos Duck Face

A duckface used to condescendingly dismiss a statement or an important discussion. Typically used in a joking way to avoid or disapprove of a topic.
by coldstonerocker April 19, 2023
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Matos

Matos means stuff you need to carry an activity whatever the hell that’d be.
It’s a french word and so it’s spread out in all french speaking countries.

My personal favorite use of this word is what is referred to in english as “Stash” and other things. I use Matos to refer to all the shit I use when I’m about to roll a joint (rolling paper, weed, roller, filter, cigarettes ... )
These fellas outdoors and they better not have forgotten their Matos.

Sarah: Tell me you didn’t forget the Matos.

Sam: Fuck ! I knew I forgot something when I left home.

Sarah: Guess we ain’t getting high today :/
by rez_lompardist May 4, 2021
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Mato

A guy with a nice personality.
Usually very pretty but doesn't notice it and he doesn't take compliments.
Very smart and has good grades
Person 1: Is that Mato
Person 1: Yeah
Person 1: Ok im gonna go ask him to do my homework
by JoJoIsNotGay420 June 10, 2020
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Sarah Camila Merette Matos

Sarah Merette is currently a student, with the sweetest soul and the most beautiful voice. On her way to becoming everything she wants to be and more.
I envy Sarah Camila Merette Matos for all she is, an amazing friend, a talented girl and an angel.
by hmmmszj February 20, 2022
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Matos

Yo that kid is a proper Matos
by SpicyBattyCrease October 19, 2020
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Matos

A Word used to describe the most handsome, amazing, people on the planet.
Person A: "I admire Bill Gates so Much"
Person B: "Yeah he's such a Matos"
by Griffinshadow September 18, 2020
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