by CharHag September 30, 2014
When a man shaved his pubic hair and puts it on top of a costa caramel latte and proceeds to pour baileys liquor into the coffee and then gives the hot beverage to his wife to enjoy.
Wife: I’m so thirsty.
Husband: wait a minuet I will get you something.
Wife: yay a dirty Irishman you know me too well!
Husband: wait a minuet I will get you something.
Wife: yay a dirty Irishman you know me too well!
by MaxhercusisthebiggayXXLGAYPORN November 11, 2018
When you fall asleep with your penis inside of a mans rectum or a woman's vagina and you have wet dreams.
by GreatWordMasters December 01, 2012
1: A term used to describe a number of potato’s. Specifically 14 to 17 potatoes rather than the standard dozen (12).
2: Used as a term to describe a group of awkward people with something in common.
2: Used as a term to describe a group of awkward people with something in common.
Clerk: How many potatoes would you like to buy today?
Customer: An Irishman’s dozen, please.
Friend 1: So we all have the same kink?
Friend 2: Seems like it.
Friend 3: Damn, we’re just an Irishman’s Dozen, huh?
Customer: An Irishman’s dozen, please.
Friend 1: So we all have the same kink?
Friend 2: Seems like it.
Friend 3: Damn, we’re just an Irishman’s Dozen, huh?
by Game Hobbie May 23, 2021
A sex act in which a man nuts on a potato and inserts it into his partners oriface of opportunity and asks "should I eat it now or let it ferment so I can drink it later?"
Last night I went home with a stripper and while banging in the kitchen I grabbed a potatoes and nutty Irishmaned the hoe.
by T&Sadventures December 29, 2019
A sex act in which the man pours Guinness and peanut butter into the girls mouth, then runs away and goes to Dutch bros.
by Mr.Cakebread September 23, 2017
a variant of beef stew where the perpetrator mistakenly has diarrhea, thereby dousing the victim with stew.
by dinfin November 24, 2019