Irishman’s Dozen

1: A term used to describe a number of potato’s. Specifically 14 to 17 potatoes rather than the standard dozen (12).

2: Used as a term to describe a group of awkward people with something in common.

Clerk: How many potatoes would you like to buy today?
Customer: An Irishman’s dozen, please.

Friend 1: So we all have the same kink?
Friend 2: Seems like it.
Friend 3: Damn, we’re just an Irishman’s Dozen, huh?

by Game Hobbie May 22, 2021

curious irishman

Before having sex, each partner must consume a good sized Reuben sandwich, 2 pints of Guinness and a shot of Irish whiskey. The smells the ensue are sure to create some curiosity.

After reading this definition, Vicky questioned why she married a curious Irishman.

by boredatwork696969 January 19, 2018

Dirty Irishman

When a man shaved his pubic hair and puts it on top of a costa caramel latte and proceeds to pour baileys liquor into the coffee and then gives the hot beverage to his wife to enjoy.

Wife: I’m so thirsty.

Husband: wait a minuet I will get you something.

Wife: yay a dirty Irishman you know me too well!

by MaxhercusisthebiggayXXLGAYPORN November 11, 2018

Nutty Irishman

A sex act in which a man nuts on a potato and inserts it into his partners oriface of opportunity and asks "should I eat it now or let it ferment so I can drink it later?"

Last night I went home with a stripper and while banging in the kitchen I grabbed a potatoes and nutty Irishmaned the hoe.

by T&Sadventures December 29, 2019

The Irishman's Gesture

When you fall asleep with your penis inside of a mans rectum or a woman's vagina and you have wet dreams.

Dude,did you give that chick The Irishman's Gesture?
Yeah dude,I slept with it in all night long!

by GreatWordMasters December 5, 2012

sloppy Irishman

a variant of beef stew where the perpetrator mistakenly has diarrhea, thereby dousing the victim with stew.

Woah, I think Jeremy just gave Steve a sloppy Irishman.

by dinfin November 23, 2019

black irishman

A uplifting drink composed of Guinness and Black Coffee.

On a bender I crawled into the pub and ordered me a black irishman.

by CharHag September 30, 2014