A pun on the crime of "impairing the morals of a minor" that defines the much more serious crime of statutory rape.
That mofo was impaling the morals of a minor when he fucked my 16-year-old sister.
by jammyboil April 28, 2007
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nad the impale-her

The real name of a Sex Vampire who bummed a load of Carpathians in Moldavia around the 1st century before Winona Ryder chucks herself in the river for being a klepto. Used to impale people on his four foot dick which he also fought with.
Nad the Impale-Her pornstar name in spoof movie of 'Barb's Stoked U Know's Spankula' from 1993, pisstake of cool Keanu flick.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish August 15, 2008
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Alpine impaler

Whilst backpacking in frigid temperatures one finds their shit freezing as it leaves their ass. This is then proceeded with a raucous self anal fuck sess.
Walt sure loved backpacking.... Although the alpine impaler always leaves him walking funny.
by Albinosnowman September 27, 2018
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French Impale

The sexual act of fucking a girl's mouth upside down, ejaculating in it, and letting it drip down into her nose
Dude, that chick last night totally let me French Impale her.
by B Lo-ki May 07, 2021
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tree impalment

oo damn that tree is sexy, i think ive got tree impalment
by milliondollarpussayy June 02, 2021
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Impalation

Impalation is the act of being impaled. Impalation causes pieces of your body to exit your pilates.
Kallie experienced impalation and shat her pants, causing her to die not by impalation, but by the stench.
by The Best Squirrel Monkey March 14, 2023
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